Only I Can Save the Immortal Sect

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A strange outer sect disciple arrived at the Tianxing Immortal Sect.

He had clearly passed the test of the mountain-guarding formation, yet his mind was nowhere near cultivation. Every day, he was either puzzling over the chickens in the courtyard or the flowers on the back mountain. His schoolwork was just passable, and he was very serious about slacking off.

His senior brother, the steward, was exasperated and demanded loudly, "Why don't you take your cultivation seriously?!"

Xie Lin yelled back even louder, "Why don't you take making money seriously?!"

They couldn't even cough up the Foundation Establishment Pills required for Foundation Establishment, and they still had the nerve to tell him to cultivate!

After transmigrating, Xie Lin had only wanted to live a quiet, unassuming life. Who would have thought he would accidentally offend a cultivator and be forced to enter an immortal sect, only to end up in the poorest sect under heaven? The sect was so poor that its disciples couldn't afford spirit herbs for Foundation Establishment, didn't have enough spirit stones for their mountain excursions, and lacked the magical treasures their peak masters needed to survive tribulations. Its talent pool was in a dismal state, too.

Xie Lin figured that rather than wait until he became a capable cultivator, he might as well help his fellow disciples advance a whole level before he was forced to go on a mountain excursion. That way, his odds of surviving at the hands of his enemies would be much better.

The sect couldn't afford cultivation herbs? He could just grow them himself!

Reader's Guide:

#A seemingly cold and abstinent top who is actually a maniac x a seemingly refined and lofty bottom who's cheeky at heart

#My own take on xianxia, with a setting I made up as I went

#A max-level expert returns to the beginner village (not max level from the start), possibly a bit of a slow burn

#No unsolicited writing advice

#Earn money with care, cultivate immortality carelessly, and fall in love with your kidneys

#Here, "just passable" means that the protagonist was capable of doing excellent work but only got a passing grade. It doesn't mean he was dissatisfied, nor that he was very satisfied, so the word is used correctly.

*This novel will be premium from August 21.

Coming soon: The Entire Jin Family Has Turned into a Complete Mess

Zhou Naixue transmigrates into the illegitimate child of a wealthy family's housekeeper.

The rich patriarch has had three wives and countless lovers. He has at least three legitimate children, an unknown number of illegitimate children, and his mansion may randomly contain anywhere from zero to three madams and one to N lovers.

The wives and lovers glare at each other whenever they meet, while the young masters and misses draw their blades at the sight of one another.

In this chaotic household, Zhou Naixue's job is to serve as a study companion to all the young masters and misses. Talk about starting from the worst possible position.

But Zhou Naixue thinks, "Aha! Isn't this the perfect seat for watching the drama unfold?"

So he patiently becomes each young master's and miss's "confidant little brother."

Today, he comforts Wen Xi, the eldest young master and the family's pride: "Your mother was the original wife who built the family business alongside the patriarch. You'll get a share of the estate no matter what."

Tomorrow, he comforts Wen Le, the second young master, who is fierce and rebellious: "How could you have no friends? If you wanted to, people would be lining up to be your friend. And if all else fails, you've got me!"

The next day, he comforts the third young master, Wen Baidao, and the day after that, the fourth young master, Wen Shuxia... He is busier than ever.

At last, the great battle over the family inheritance comes to an end. Zhou Naixue finishes enjoying the show, satisfied, and prepares to bow out gracefully, taking his N+1 severance package as he gets kicked out.

Who would have thought that the young masters and misses would go crazy and refuse to let him leave?

Wen Xi: "Let's stay best friends in the whole world, okay?"

Wen Le: "We agreed we wouldn't talk to Big Brother anymore...!"

Wen Baidao: "Do you like flowers or jewelry? How about I give you a whole store?"

Wen Shuxia/Wen Mo/Wen Ji: "Don't go!"

Zhou Naixue: "..."

Zhou Naixue: "Wait, am I the old patriarch of this rich family or something? Did you get the wrong person to fight over your attention?"

Theme: Labor is the greatest virtue