The Cannon Fodder Uncle-Master Doesn't Want to Die Yet (Transmigrating into a Book)

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Blurb:

Just before the little fool Shen Yun Yi died, his consciousness suddenly awakened.

It turned out that he had transmigrated into a book.

The original story was about a fake young master and a real young master. The little fool was the real young master, but he was just cannon fodder.

He died horribly in the opening chapters, torn apart by a demonic dragon!

Without knowing the truth, the protagonist had passed himself off as someone else, taken the little fool's parents, and stolen all of his fortune, becoming the darling of everyone. They all loved him!

The darling was the eldest disciple of the Xiaoyao Immortal Manor, extraordinarily gifted and unrivaled in beauty.

Shen Yun Yi was the darling's junior uncle, but no one at the manor liked him. No matter how hard he tried to please everyone and stay on his best behavior, in their eyes he couldn't hold a candle to the darling!

In comparison to the darling, Shen Yun Yi was like mud underfoot, a ridiculous clown who didn't belong on the same stage.

The little fool didn't care what others thought and stupidly treated the protagonist as a friend.

But he had no idea that, in the protagonist's eyes, he was nothing.

Even when he died, the protagonist wouldn't spare him a glance.

Everyone at the manor knew that once the junior uncle came of age, he would take the eldest disciple's place as a sacrifice, sent to the Divine-Demon Path to be devoured (played with) by the demonic dragon.

The junior uncle was so frail and pitifully foolish that he probably wouldn't survive.

But so what?

Taking the eldest disciple's place as a sacrifice was the little fool's good fortune!

Shen Yun Yi wouldn't stand for it. He flipped the table, bristled with rage, and started cursing: "How many mothers do you people have? How dare you talk like that?"

On the day of the sacrifice, Shen Yun Yi cast off his usual pitiful, foolish, vacant look. Wearing a wedding robe and holding a long sword, he split the seal open with a single strike.

Everyone: "Holy shit!"

The mountains crumbled, the earth shook, and the skies darkened. Blood-red light covered half the sky. The demonic dragon appeared, staring down at everyone with a sinister look.

To everyone's astonishment, Shen Yun Yi cried out, "I'm the one who saved you!" Then he pointed at the people behind him, the various nobodies, and said coldly, "They're all the sacrifices I brought you!"

Everyone: "Fuck!"

Cultivation levels in the story: Profound Entry, True Spirit, Core Condensation, Heavenly Completion, Tribulation Birth, Ascension Realm.

The love interest is a demonic dragon.

Coming soon: I Can't Afford to Offend That Mad Daoist, a melodramatic, old-school pursuit-after-breakup story

When Meng Li's parents divorced, they packed their bags that very night and went their separate ways.

Trying to save his broken family, Meng Li chased his mother down three streets, only to get hit by a car and die.

To return to his original world and stop his parents from getting divorced, Meng Li resolutely accepted a mission assigned by the System.

He had to win over the male lead of a romance novel called The Righteous Way.

The male lead had a tragic past: his mother died when he was young, and his father abandoned him. Later, he was adopted by a Taoist priest from Baiyun Temple and named Chang Heng, who raised and taught him with great care.

Chang Heng was brilliant, skilled in Taoist arts, and compassionate toward all living things. The local people revered him.

Meanwhile, Meng Li transmigrated into the body of a nine-tailed fox.

After surviving several life-and-death ordeals, the two gradually fell in love.

To win Chang Heng's favor, Meng Li reluctantly parted with a short blade and gave it to him as a token of their love.

But later, that very blade was plunged into Meng Li's throat, and every bit of his fox fur was stripped from his body.

Chang Heng hated fox spirits more than anything.

His biological father had once been bewitched by a fox spirit. When Chang Heng was six, his father doted on his concubine and cast aside his wife.

Right in front of Chang Heng, his father stabbed his pregnant wife to death, splattering Chang Heng's face with hot blood.

He then ordered his men to break Chang Heng's legs and throw him into a mass grave, leaving him to fend for himself.

The poor child dragged his mangled legs out of the mass grave by sheer force of will and swore to eradicate every evil spirit under heaven.

But later, he fell in love with a fox spirit.

And at the height of their love, he killed him with his own hands.

Afterward, Chang Heng went mad. He would ask everyone he met, "Do you know A Li? He's a very beautiful little fox... He's my fox."

Theme: Everyone is the protagonist of their own life. Loving yourself matters more than anything.