Accidentally Bound to a Master-Disciple Romance Game System

Lu Fuguang died from overwork and was forced to bind himself to a System after death. It demanded that he play the disciple in a steamy master-disciple romance game.

Lu Fuguang just wanted to lie flat and had no interest in getting it on with a man, so he refused to play and started acting crazy.

Level One: The apprenticeship exam.

To get eliminated in the first round, Lu Fuguang simply drew a turtle on a blank sheet of paper.

Instead, the turtle turned out so fresh and distinctive that his master picked him at a glance.

Level Two: Living with his master.

Lu Fuguang claimed he was attracted to men. Worried he might corrupt the other disciples, his master tied him up and hauled him to the peak in the middle of the night.

Level Three: Eating his master's cooking.

Lu Fuguang claimed he wasn't hungry, then sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night to find something to eat. His master caught him, and he ended up eating two big bowls with tears in his eyes.

Level Four: Spying on his master while he bathes.

Level Five: Stealing a kiss from his master.

Level N: Locked in a room by his master.

Level N+1...

Lu Fuguang: Damn it!

Level N: Locked in a room by his master.

Lu Fuguang: Damn it!

The System's yellow light flashed: Profanity is prohibited. Punishment: In front of everyone, you and your master xxxxxxxxxx.

Lu Fuguang: In front of everyone? With my master?? Like that???

No way! Absolutely not! A person needs to have some backbone!! If you've got the guts, kill me!!!

The System's red light flashed: Understood. The Host is determined to die. Punishment: Be subjected to unspeakable acts by your master until your life and cultivation are extinguished.

Lu Fuguang: (One thousand curses omitted here.)

To escape the System's control and get away from this rigged game, Lu Fuguang thought long and hard, then decided to leave his sect and make his own way in the world.

The System's green light flashed: Understood. The Host is fleeing while pregnant. Side quest, "They run, he pursues, and neither can escape," starting...

Theme: Sure, sure.