I Just Want to Be a Good Villain

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Upcoming novel: My Wife Always Thinks She's a Substitute

As a qualified canary, Mu Lanshan has always known what she should and shouldn't ask. So when Chu Qianxun's first love, a woman who looks six parts like her, sits down in front of her...

"Okay, that's fine. You don't have to say anything. Once I get paid at the end of the month, I'll pack my things and divorce Chu Qianxun right away. Don't worry, there's nothing between me and President Chu. We even sleep in separate rooms."

Mu Lanshan nods solemnly. Before the other woman can say anything else hurtful, she grabs her bag and bolts.

The first love sits there, completely bewildered, and silently opens WeChat: Chu Qianxun, I think there's seriously something wrong with your wife.

Chu Qianxun: ?

That evening, Mu Lanshan puts the divorce papers on Chu Qianxun's desk. The once-pure little bunny is now wearing a black miniskirt, with smoky makeup and a tattoo at her collarbone that adds a touch of allure.

She looks like she's about to go clubbing any second.

"President Chu, our contract's up. Let's get divorced. I've already arranged things with my next employer, so sign the papers and let me move on."

Chu Qianxun: ?!

At last free of Chu Qianxun, Mu Lanshan drinks and vents to her best friend at a nightclub.

"She's such a block of wood. I lay in bed wearing fishnets, and she still wouldn't touch me. So I tried making a move, and guess what? She wouldn't even let me do anything. Ugh, she's totally frigid."

"I'm a perfectly normal young woman, not a nun. Tonight I'm finding myself a sweet little sister or a cool, mature beauty and having a good time!"

The next day, Mu Lanshan wakes from her drunken stupor to a cold face right in front of her. Instinctively, she grabs the blanket to cover her bare body.

"Did you enjoy yourself?"

I... I did...

[The following is the novel blurb]

Qianshi is a minor nobody in the Villainous Supporting Character Department. She works hard to be a little pebble in the path of the male and female leads' love, timidly doing the job for eighteen years until she finally earns a place among the big shots.

So she decisively transfers to the Villainous Antagonist Department. This time, she'll be an eighteen-meter-thick wall in the way of the leads' love, making a dazzling entrance and thoroughly tormenting them to wash away the humiliation of her days as a villainous supporting character.

But...

Why does she always arrive just in time to get abused?

In a xianxia world, her identity as an antagonist is exposed, and she is tied to a cross, covered in wounds. She watches as the heroine blocks her path.

The heroine, a beacon of righteousness: If you want to kill her, you'll have to go through me first!

Qianshi: ?

In a modern city, she is locked in a basement and brutally abused by her stepmother. She watches as the heroine blocks her path again.

The delicate, innocent heroine: I won't let you hurt her!

Qianshi: ?

In an ancient setting, she is drafted into the army and has no choice but to go to war. She watches as the heroine blocks her path too, disguising herself as a man and enlisting in her place.

The delicate farming-life heroine: Don't be afraid. I won't let you get hurt.

Qianshi: ?

In a post-apocalyptic world, she is unarmed and insists she's a terrible fighter. She watches as the heroine once again blocks her path, holding back both the horde of zombies and hostile ability users.

The heroine, leader of humanity: Nobody lays a hand on my woman!

Qianshi: ?

Why is every heroine in every world going completely out of character?

Fine, they can be out of character, but why do they keep stealing her missions?

Can't you let me protect you just once?

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