My Wife Is a Big Shot Who Just Wants to Lie Around

Updated at 9 p.m., with the occasional bonus update (maybe)

Sui Yi knew she was going to die. So, at twenty-four, she decided to accept her fate, find a deserted place, dig her own grave, and wait for death.

But then she was targeted by a ghost named A Yang.

On the first day, A Yang asked if she could be charcoal-grilled, since grilled meat tasted better.

Sui Yi: Thanks for asking, but I'm not pork belly.

On the second day, A Yang suddenly changed her mind and asked pitifully if Sui Yi could please not die. She kind of liked her.

Sui Yi: Well... I can't do anything about fate.

On the third day, A Yang desperately protected her, only to grow so weak that she fell into a deep sleep.

Sui Yi: Fine. I'll bring you back to life again.

Having failed to die, Sui Yi had no choice but to accept her fate and set off to save A Yang.

Then she discovered that A Yang seemed to be... her wife.

One day, she finally managed to save her wife. Just as she was about to take her beauty home, she discovered that her wife had recovered her memories and was coming at her with a sword.

Sui Yi dropped to her knees, breaking her newly healed leg, and begged for mercy.

Reincarnation x amnesia x love and hate

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Upcoming novel: My Wife Always Thinks She's a Substitute

As a proper kept woman, Mu Lanshan always knew what she should and shouldn't ask. So when Chu Qianxun's first love, a woman who looked six-tenths like her, sat down in front of her...

"All right, it's fine, you don't have to say anything. Once I get paid this month, I'll pack up and divorce Boss Chu right away. Don't worry, Boss Chu and I are completely innocent. We even sleep in separate rooms."

Mu Lanshan nodded solemnly. Before the first love could say anything else hurtful, she grabbed her bag and bolted.

The first love sat there, completely baffled, and quietly opened WeChat: Chu Qianxun, I think your wife has some serious issues.

Chu Qianxun: ?

That evening, a divorce agreement landed on Chu Qianxun's desk. The once-pure little bunny was now wearing a black miniskirt and smoky eye makeup, with a tattoo at her collarbone adding a touch of allure.

It looked like she was about to go clubbing any second.

"Boss Chu, our contract's up. Let's get divorced. Please sign the divorce papers."

Chu Qianxun: ?

Thinking she had finally escaped Chu Qianxun, Mu Lanshan drank with her best friend at a nightclub and complained.

"She's a block of wood. I wore fishnets and lay on the bed, and she still wouldn't touch me. If she won't make a move, I will, but she wouldn't even let me do anything. She's totally frigid. I'm a perfectly normal young woman, not a nun. Tonight I'm finding myself a sweet younger girl or a cool, domineering woman here and having some fun!"

The next day, Mu Lanshan's head was still foggy from her hangover when a cold face startled her awake. Instinctively, she yanked the covers over her naked body.

"Did you enjoy yourself?"

I... I did... and I enjoyed it.

Theme: The meaning of life