The Retired Soldier King and His Little Slacker

My other novel, Big Brother's Tenderness Is Lost on You, is currently updating. Rolling around and begging for bookmarks~~ Blurb: Overworked office drone Zhuang Xiaoduo returns to Chating Village after his grandfather dies and meets Tang Huai, a young veteran. Tang Huai is 187 cm tall, with solid muscles. He can plow fields, chop trees, and plant rice without breaking a sweat. Give him a motorcycle, tricycle, or truck and he can drive it right away. He is exactly Zhuang Xiaoduo’s type. Later, Zhuang Xiaoduo discovers that Tang Huai can do more than chop trees and plant rice. He can also perform grappling techniques and box. And he can do more than ride motorcycles and drive trucks. He can drive armored vehicles too. This guy turns out to be a war hero! The couple raise pigs and chickens and grow fruit trees, then open a factory to process pork, chicken, and dried fruit. They lead the people of Chating Village to prosperity. But there is too much produce and not enough buyers, and all kinds of unexpected animal and plant diseases come along. Zhuang Xiaoduo, who once made waves (not really) at an e-commerce company, flops back to life like a salted fish: “Let’s try e-commerce!” Q: What’s it like having a war hero for a boyfriend? Zhuang Xiaoduo: Thanks for asking. I’m in the countryside, just got back from the pigpen, and it’s so easy to get spoiled! For example, I never walk anywhere. I just hang onto my husband! 1. All-around rural heartthrob top x unconventional salted-fish bottom 2. 1v1, happy ending. The first part is pure farming, then they venture into rural e-commerce. Lots of delicious country food~ 3. The bottom isn’t really a salted fish. He has plenty of theoretical knowledge, understands the internet, is patient and easy to talk to, and has a sweet tongue. Soft, adorable, and easy to push down (?) Divider Blurb for Big Brother's Tenderness Is Lost on You //Big brother isn’t educated and doesn’t know how to talk, but big brother loves you// Fang Luye was taken away by Big Brother at a business dinner. At the time, a businessman wanted Fang Luye to make some liquor disappear using a different part of his body. Big Brother said, “That’s an insult to your dignity. You’d be better off making your mom disappear.” Big Brother is busy, ruthless, and not one for many words. He’s helped Fang Luye sort out all kinds of trouble. Fang Luye: “I don’t want to be a little star anymore. I want to go back to school.” Big Brother: “Sure. Whatever you say.” Fang Luye: “You have to shower after doing it, too. Personal hygiene matters.” Big Brother: “Sure. Whatever you say.” Fang Luye: “We should stop this project. The authorities are cracking down.” Big Brother: “Sure. Whatever you say.” Fang Luye: “Cut things off with the others. Let’s really be together.” Big Brother’s hand trembled as he raised his glass and downed it in one go. “...Sure. Whatever you say.” Everyone says Fang Luye is a flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. Fang Luye has this to say: “You just don’t understand Big Brother’s tenderness.” Reader’s guide: 1. [Warning] Big Brother really isn’t educated!! He dropped out of middle school and got mixed up in the underworld (not really)! Sometimes he says some really awful things. 2. [Warning] Not mutually exclusive! Big Brother has been in the game for years, so it’s hard to believe he’s a virgin. Please understand qwq 3. But it really is a sweet story, and they dote on each other. Theme: Developing agriculture starts with you and me