The Absurd Battle of Reincarnation

After Yuji Itadori ate a shoddy thousand-year-old finger because he wasn't careful about hygiene, the King of Curses ripped his clothes off to show off his muscles. His close friend Megumi, whom he'd known for only a day, was horrified to see this and... took out his phone, recorded a video, and posted it on Twitter. #Shocking! Man runs naked through the streets late at night and makes an anti-social declaration! Is this the collapse of morality or the distortion of human nature?!# The next day, Yuji Itadori became a sensation across Japan. Facing a swarm of reporters, he said through tears: "Megumi, let me fall for you!" Damn it, Sukuna stole control of my body! One of the iconic scenes: The moment Gojo Satoru saw Brain, his mind was flooded with three whole years of... unpaid bills. "Suguru, I can sleep with you, but can you let me pay you back first?!" He grabbed Brain by the throat with both hands. Brain, deceased. Please note: The characters are extremely out of character in the silly chapters! I'll do my best to live up to the comedy tag. There will be a twist ending :) Sweet romance with a happy ending (doge.jpg) Theme: After enough angst to make you hurt, let's have something sweet... probably.