It'll Be a Mess Unless I Marry 5T5

*Blurb* *Third-person narration* Hello, everyone. I'm the Ring-Eyed Devil from Fujimoto Tatsuki Hospital. After being forced to transmigrate into the world of Jujutsu, all I wanted was to tear a hole in the world's barrier and go home like an ordinary person. But a few months later, I somehow became a big shot among the villains, and the whole village's one and only hope of defeating 5t5. Mahito, Jogo, and the rotten higher-ups all kneaded my shoulders and legs, hoping that one day I'd get bored and crush 5t5 with one hand. So here's the question... When should I announce to the world that 5t5 and I are secretly dating? I kept hesitating, and at last a chance to go home appeared right before my eyes. I know full well that men only slow me down when I'm drawing my sword, so I promptly packed 5t5 into the Prison Realm. From then on, I smoothly rose to the top of the Jujutsu world. No one could stop me from stirring up trouble anymore. The villains finally realized that something was seriously wrong: Waaaah, invincible 5t5, hurry up and think of something! The world is going to end! Me: ^_^ Don't panic. I'm just going home. Later, 5t5 broke free of the Prison Realm, holding the head of an enemy in each hand, and came to face me drenched in blood. The Jujutsu world cheered him on, hoping he'd avenge himself and cut off the devil's throat once and for all. "Are you here to declare war on me?" "Quite the opposite." The man ground out a smile through gritted teeth. "Don't you think this situation is impossible to resolve unless you marry me?" Me: ? **Please Note** 1. Happy ending and feel-good story, paired with the strongest white-haired man. 2. The sorcerers follow the setting that they're all insane. Nobody dies except the villains. Rika and Daddy Toji are confirmed to come back later. There are plot changes and manga spoilers, so read at your own discretion. 3. The devil setting comes from Chainsaw Man. The heroine is the second Control Devil, raised by Denji. 4. Please respect this crack pairing romance. No BL or other pairings in the comments. Comments like that will be deleted. Thank you! [Recommending my friend's completed story, Gentlemen, I Like Chaos, paired with Daddy Toji. It's so good, take my recommendation XD] [Also recommending my friend's ongoing comedy, After 5t5 Turned Into the Badminton Bird in My House. It's a 5t5-bullying story and hilarious. You won't regret getting invested x] [And one more recommendation: my friend's new story, Do High School Girls Dream of Gojo Cats? Paired with teacher Gojo. A tale of youthful heartbreak (or so they say). Click and follow along with me!] My Upcoming Stories After Pulling SSR Gojo from Jujutsu High Blurb// Karin Arisugawa, an ordinary first-year at Jujutsu High, unexpectedly awakens a special ability that lets her draw a card every week. After drawing a series of strange and useless cards, Karin sincerely invites her European-luck teacher, 5t5, a card-drawing prodigy with four hundred years of experience, to draw a talisman. 5t5 smiles confidently and casually draws an SSR Summon Card. A few seconds later, a white-haired DK in sunglasses drops from the sky. #What do I do after drawing myself? Help, I'm in a hurry# Faced with the confident, conceited DK Gojo, who keeps calling himself Ore-sama and won't stop sexually harassing his own female student, Teacher Gojo ponders for two seconds and raises a finger: [Unlimited Void.jpg] * Caught between 5t5s, Karin eagerly looks forward to Card Draw Day every week. But then she draws [World Peace Card] then [Affection Up Card] then [Transform Into a Kitty Card] then [Geto Happiness Card] Not only does SSR Jujutsu High Gojo fail to get swapped out, her ordinary school life at Jujutsu High also turns into a White Album-style love triangle. DK 5t and Teacher Gojo (unfoundedly confident): Hey, wifey! Karin Arisugawa: What the heck?! I'm done with this! Theme: Yesterday's events cannot be brought back