Quick Transmigration: Nothing Works in Any World

Is there anything more despair-inducing than transmigrating into a novel as the villain?

Yes, being stuck in the villain's body when it can't get it up!

Unlucky Duan He was forcibly bound by System 0013 and made its Host, transmigrating through various worlds to turn his life around.

After the perfectly healthy, in body and mind, Duan He became impotent, everything else stayed the same, aside from his overly chaste private life.

But every world had a few people who, after learning he couldn't get it up, were willing to top for love.

They were constantly trying to climb into his bed.

0013 cheered him on from the sidelines: “The Never-Sagging Golden Spear Pill, just 998! You heard right, only 998! What are you waiting for, folks? Come and buy it now!”

Duan He stared expressionlessly at the person constantly teasing him in his arms, pressed the purchase button, and decided to teach this bottom how to behave.

World One: The gloomy villain in a campus novel (complete)

World Two: The gold-digging villain in a dating reality show novel (in progress)

World Three: The jealous villain in a livestreaming novel

Also known as:

Quick Transmigration: Can't Get It Up in Any World

The Road to the Top of the Rich List for System 0013

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Helping a Cannon-Fodder Become a Player with Multiple Secret Identities [Book Transmigration]

Every scum romance novel has a cannon-fodder player who dates multiple people at once. Due to circumstances beyond his control, Wei Wei lacks the social skills a player needs to charm everyone, so even though he's ambitious, he can't pull it off.

With no other choice, the Plot Maintenance System is forced to snatch (steal) an unlucky guy from another world to help him become a player.

After hearing the System's explanation, unlucky Yi Xiao rubbed his forehead expressionlessly and said, “I'm just an ordinary person. I can't clone myself, so please stop making this difficult for me and let me go back, okay?”

The System replied, “Don't worry, I'll help you out. I guarantee every secret identity will have a plausible background. Just relax and be a fish in Wei Wei's dating pond!”

Yi Xiao, who had no desire to be a fish, replied, “...”

From then on, Wei Wei, who considered himself a player but couldn't actually pull it off, finally had plenty of fish in his pond. Overjoyed, he immediately gathered a group of his friends to announce the good news.

The plot proceeded smoothly and gradually got back on track, until some troublemakers who loved stirring things up insisted on exposing the fact that Wei Wei was a player.

They told Yi Xiao, hidden behind layers of secret identities.

The troublemakers: “Wei Wei's a damn player! You're not the only one he's seeing. Don't let his looks fool you!”

When it came to dealing with these matters, Yi Xiao naturally refused to believe a word of it and focused on being a fish.

Secret Identity One: “You think I'll believe you just because you say so? Do I look stupid to you?”

Secret Identity Two: “I understand. Thanks for telling me. But breaking up is out of the question. Wei Wei can only be mine!”

Secret Identity Three: “I won't believe your one-sided story. I know what Wei Wei is like, but thanks anyway. Goodbye.”

Secret Identity...

The troublemakers: “^%$&” Forget it. You can't talk sense into someone determined to be a fish. Do whatever you want.

But little by little, Yi Xiao no longer wanted to be a fish in the pond.

Theme: Having a dream is a good thing, but don't forget the road beneath your feet.