The Fool's Little Husband

[Main Story Complete] This novel is also known as "Help, After Surviving the Lightning Tribulation, This Snake Immortal Became a Female Beast?!"

Blurb 1:

Qing Lin was a snake demon on the verge of ascending to immortality. He failed his tribulation and was struck by a bolt of heavenly lightning into the Beast Realm. The strike scattered his physical body and made his demon core disappear, leaving only a wisp of his soul, which coalesced inside A Guli, a Beast Realm resident who had just died.

A Guli was an ugly female beast from the Beast Realm... and was married to a foolish beastman husband...

Now Qing Lin had become "A Guli." Not only was he ugly and weak, he could also become pregnant and give birth, and was expected to continue the family line for a fool!

Could he put up with that?! No! Divorce! They had to get a divorce!

He was a fool, after all. It would be easy to coax him into signing the divorce papers! Qing Lin confidently held out the divorce papers he had prepared!

But after failing to get him to sign for the 108th time, Qing Lin glared at his foolish husband, his face dark with rage and his teeth clenched!

Nobody had told him a fool could be so devious!

What was he supposed to do?! If he couldn't get a divorce... he might as well bite him to death!

Qing Lin's eyes glowed green. His forked tongue flicked between his lips as he viciously pounced on his foolish husband and sank his teeth into the man's neck...

But he was subdued in one move.

A glint flashed through the foolish husband's eyes. He pinned the soft, delicate little female beast beneath him, touched the red marks on his neck, and instantly put on his simple-minded, adorable expression again. "Linlin, are you playing kissy-face with me? It's fun~ I want more!"

The foolish husband leaned closer and puckered his lips. His eyes shone alarmingly bright, and desire surged within them...

Qing Lin: "..."

He suddenly felt there was no hope for his life as a snake...

Blurb 2:

1. Just how unlucky can a snake get?

Failing a tribulation and losing half his cultivation wasn't enough. His spiritual body was dragged into a crack in space-time and forcibly trapped inside an ugly female beast from another world who had just died. The ugly female beast also had a foolish beastman husband! When Qing Lin possessed him, the ugly female beast had been hated by everyone in the tribe, and both husbands were being ostracized by the tribal chief...

2. Though his foolish husband was slow-witted, he was capable, obedient, and incredibly easy to handle. Qing Lin couldn't help taking him on as his personal lackey, never expecting that one day the lackey would turn the tables on him! The man actually wanted Qing Lin to be his female beast?! He even wanted him to give birth to little snakes and little wolves for him!

3. The ugly female beast, famous throughout the tribe for his terrible temper, dragged his foolish husband into the Dark Forest, determined to make the man do him proud by claiming the scepter and becoming tribal chief. Everyone in the tribe thought the two of them were surely doomed, but they actually came back... After their return, they were astonished to discover that their home seemed blessed by the gods...

Delicious ferocious beasts would run right up to their doorstep and crash into it, dead... Fruit trees would ripen outside their home overnight... Every person they happened to save while out and about turned out to be the chief of another tribe, and all kinds of rare treasures were sent to their home for free... Even the fool stopped being a fool, and the ugly female beast stopped being ugly...

Content warnings:

1. Beastman world, female beasts give birth, no women.

2. One-on-one romance; the protagonist on the receiving end is a snake demon.

3. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, and their feelings are pure too. The love interest likes the snake demon, not the original host.

Written on January 16, 2021

It goes premium tomorrow, December 1, 2023!

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Blurb:

In other transmigration stories, people either bind themselves to a scumbag-punishing System and rise to the top of the world, or bind themselves to a farming System and build a thriving life. Tao Shuiyun transmigrated and bound himself to a pet-raising System...

The System contained only one little gray snake, which needed feeding, cleaning, and looking after...

Fortunately, the System gave him ten million System coins from the start, and his System coins would keep increasing whenever he lazed around... In other words, there was no limit to the number of System coins, and he could spend them however he pleased.

So he spent coins on a bowl of premium minced meat to feed the snake, a bathtub to wash it in, and a baby bed to put it in...

After spending and spending for a long time, Tao Shuiyun successfully raised a little gray snake into a golden dragon with horns and claws... The dragon could even level up.

When it leveled up once, the baby dragon turned into a chibi big-headed doll. When it leveled up again, the baby dragon developed a personality and learned to talk! He was an emperor with a terrible temper who talked about troublesome commoners all day long. When it leveled up yet again, the baby dragon even started confiding in him!

"Flooding across the whole province..."

Was such a little thing really worth making the baby worry so much?

Tao Shuiyun waved a hand, bought a book on flood control from the store, and tossed it over.

"A famine in Lin'an..."

Tao Shuiyun cleared out all the grain in the store and handed it straight to the baby.

"The court officials are at odds, and the vassal lords are fighting among themselves..."

Tao Shuiyun tossed the baby a book on statecraft.

He thought carelessly that the baby dragon really took his emperor persona seriously, working so diligently all the time.

It wasn't until the new Yongshun emperor introduced a series of policies that Tao Shuiyun found them more and more familiar. Finally, he was shocked to discover that they were all taken from his book on statecraft!

Besides issuing a series of policies, the new emperor also announced a search for a missing Imperial Preceptor. Portraits had been posted all over the country.

To Tao Shuiyun's horror, he realized that, damn it, the portrait was unmistakably of him!

The Regent's only son withdrew from court politics overnight and started lazing around all day. His ambitious but elderly father was so furious he nearly had a heart attack, yet could do nothing about it. Everyone outside said power was about to return to the rightful rulers, and that the Regent's only son was probably a hopeless case.

When the new emperor rose to power and the Regent was preparing to retire to his hometown, the new emperor showed up at his door with soldiers, heading straight for the only son. He looked very much like he meant trouble. The Regent repeatedly begged for mercy and tried to win the new emperor's trust, insisting that his family only wanted to return to a quiet life in the countryside.

As they spoke, they arrived in front of the only son.

The young man glanced at the visitor, froze for a moment, then called out to the man who looked ready for a fight: "Baby?"

Before long, the only son who everyone had thought was useless transformed into the Imperial Preceptor of the Yongshun Dynasty. Not long after that, the Imperial Preceptor also became the emperor's empress...

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