Xia Lanling is a picky vampire who has slept for many years. When he wakes, he learns that his food has run away, so he enters the human world to look for it.
Along the way,
He finds the treasure thieves who stole his gem and Food Number One, and wipes them out.
He infiltrates the X-cult that brainwashed him and Foods Two and Three into thinking they were easy marks, and wipes it out.
He joins the zombie gang that picked fights with him and Foods Four and Five, and wipes them out.
He tracks down the villain who stole his power and the power of Food Number Six, and wipes him out.
Later, he encounters his enemy, who dared to leave a mark on him while he was asleep, has lost his memory, and whose blood tastes unbelievably delicious... If only he could take him as food...
Xia Lanling restrains the urge to wipe him out, immediately puts on a smile, and asks him kindly, "Sir, would you sell me your blood? If you sell it to me, I can grant any wish you have~"
His purple-gold eyes lower, glinting faintly red and giving him an eerie air. His lips curl just so, making his breathtaking beauty shine. The young man is as bewitching as a demon.
Newly awakened Panos stares, transfixed, his blank mind filled with nothing but the demon's soft lips...
His face turns red, and he replies in a daze, "Kiss me."
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"I said, my wish is to kiss you, touch you, keep you, and marry you!"
"..." This bastard really should be wiped out after all!
A devoted, sulky, lecherous top who only wants to be the bottom's husband X a beautiful bottom who only wants to make the top his food
In a sentence: I want you to be my food, but you want to be my husband!
Warnings:
1. One-on-one romance, both are pure in body and heart.
2. The bottom originally had six food companions, with whom he shares a bond of life and death. There is no romance between him and his food.
3. The bottom is irresistible and well-loved by everyone, but that love is affection, not romantic love.
Old blurb:
The vampire Xia Lanling falls asleep. Since he is picky, he seals the six humans he has chosen as food, supposedly to keep them fresh.
One day, he wakes up and discovers that the seal has been broken and his food is gone.
To get his food back, Xia Lanling enters the human world...
A mysterious young man, cool and breathtakingly beautiful, has recently appeared on Planet L. The young man successively catches a gang of treasure thieves, takes down a cult, and exposes a criminal gang that had been hiding in the shadows for years... The people of Planet L rush to shower him with admiration.
Cameras and livestreams follow close behind.
Facing the cameras, the mysterious young man doesn't hide or look away. He gazes out with wine-red eyes and asks, "Have you seen my food?"
The people of Planet L, already infatuated with him, scream in excitement.
[Ahhh! We have, we have! Our heartthrob can have as much food as he wants. Every kind of food in the world is yours! Ahhh!]
Yet the young man pays no attention to the food the crowd offers him.
Not long afterward, the media captures the young man surrounded by famous figures from around the world: billionaires, top artists, the world's greatest farm owners, and even the honored guests of King Luzhou, the Desert King, and the Sea Lord...
What's even more remarkable is that the media hears the young man call them "food."
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My Foolish Husband Has a Thousand Schemes. Also known as After the Heavenly Tribulation, This Snake Immortal Became a Female Beast?! ID: 5423914
Qing Lin, a snake demon on the verge of ascending to immortality, fails his tribulation and is struck by a bolt of lightning into the Beast World. His body disintegrates, his demon core goes missing, and only a fragment of his soul remains, attached to the recently deceased beastfolk A Gu Li.
A Gu Li is an ugly female beastfolk... who is also married to a fool of a husband...
Now he's become "A Gu Li." Not only is he ugly and weak, he can also get pregnant and give birth, and must produce heirs for a fool!
Can he put up with that?! No! Divorce! He absolutely has to get a divorce!
It's not like the guy's anything but a fool. Getting him to sign the divorce papers should be easy! Qing Lin holds up the papers he's prepared, brimming with confidence!
But after failing to get a signature for the 108th time, Qing Lin glares at his foolish husband, grinding his teeth in rage!
No one told him that a fool could be this devious!
What should he do?! If he can't get a divorce... he might as well bite him to death!
Qing Lin's eyes gleam green. He flicks his forked tongue between his lips and pounces ferociously on his foolish husband, sinking his teeth into his neck...
But he is subdued in a single move.
A flash of cunning passes through the foolish husband's eyes. He pins down the soft, delicate little female beastfolk and touches the red mark on his neck. His expression instantly turns adorably innocent again. "Linlin, are you playing a kissing game with me? That's fun~ Let's do it again!"
Qing Lin: "..."
Suddenly, he feels his life as a snake is hopeless...
[Finished works recommended]:
My Little Dandelion Was Blown Away: A dandelion seed (the son) grows up to become a big shot, and the dandelion protagonist goes to reunite with him.
Reborn as a Crazy Guy: Farming story about a male pregnancy character.
Everything Is Edible: Merman and beastfolk story.
The Cannon Fodder's Road to Redemption: Satisfying and feel-good story.
Worried Every Day That My Cross-Dressing Will Be Exposed: Sweet romance.
My Pheromones Have Come to Life: Campus ABO story.
I Got Rich Farming Zombies Through Livestreaming: Livestreaming and zombie farming.
I Do E-Commerce in the Cultivation World: Modern cultivation story.
Reborn as a Butterfly in the Apocalypse: A story about growing from weak to strong.
The Snake Monster in the Ancient Tomb: Supernatural mystery about searching for a snake monster.
The Insect King of Another World: Western fantasy.
Reborn with Babies Everywhere: Farming story about spirits.
Reborn as a Gentleman: Cross-dressing farming story.
Theme: Wasting food is shameful. Cherish every grain.
A Guide to Escaping the Black Lotus's Shura Field
My Virtual Pet Is the Dog Emperor
The Rare Mermaid's Husband Is an Island
The Fool's Little Husband
My Whole Clan Is Jealous That I Live Off My Partner
The Kongtong Demon Lord Was Bent by His Nemesis
My Pheromones Have Gained Sentience
My Little Ones Were Blown Away by the Wind
I Got Rich Farming Zombies Through Livestreaming
I Run a WeChat Shop in the Cultivation World
Reborn as a Mad Lad
Anything Is Edible [Interstellar]
Damn it, why do you need to change the frequency! Cp-free and delicious! Biting hand
Yeah, tied, looking forward to the update!!
Uh, it's really not good to see Kuan's character like this. He rushed to live broadcast the second time they met. In reality, he caught the protagonist sucking blood. Also, the waitress before was also annoying. The live broadcast can clearly judge that the protagonist and Kuan met for the first time. He is going to gossip for us.
This Akuang... What does it have to do with other people filming things:) There are too many scenes.
Catch a little cutie, the author is too fat to mess with you, will there be a daily update next (looking forward to it) (starry eyes) (bulingbuling)
He is afraid that you will get close to them. Hahahahaha I'm jealous
Offer up a little black cat and let him drink your blood until he is full and unable to live without you. Then every time he is hungry, he can only stare at you and ask: "Lao Gong, give me some more" (everything is a fantasy)
Wow, wow, stuck here, not enough to see.
Let me say this in advance, Happy New Year!
Wow~ Everyone at home is fine, but I'm starting to have a headache :-(