The Special Cases Unit Has No True Hearts

Synopsis: As a member of the Paranormal Case Investigation Unit, Wu Wu's guiding principle is to firmly refuse any case rated above C. He goes to work every day without using his brain, earns a steady paycheck, and stays alive. That is, until one day he gets caught up in a vicious S-rank case. Everyone else investigating it dies, and Wu Wu is the only one who escapes wearing nothing but his underwear. Boss: Incredible! How did you do it? Wu Wu: I told him I had something amazing to show him. Boss (shocked): And then you took off your clothes?! Wu Wu (in tears): No, he took my clothes off! The amazing thing I meant was the new pulse rifle I was carrying! Boss: … At the commendation ceremony the next day, the big screen repeatedly shows high-resolution photos of Wu Wu in his underwear, carrying an unconscious mother and child out of a burning warehouse. Boss: Everyone, stand! Let us express our deepest respect for Wu Wu, head of the Ninth Investigation Unit! These photos show his heroic performance in the case! Wu Wu applauds himself while shedding tears of "emotion." #Director, the floor is already spotless. Why do you still have to use my dignity to mop it up?# * Seeing a handsome man outside the Investigation Bureau claiming to be his boyfriend, holding a rose and waiting for him, Wu Wu goes cold from head to toe. First, he is not gay. Second, even if he were gay, he would never get involved with a wanted criminal who consorts with evil spirits. Just as Wu Wu is about to draw his gun and shout for someone to arrest the wanted criminal, the man suddenly appears in front of him. He uses the rose in his right hand to conceal the gun in his left, which is pressed against Wu Wu's inner thigh. Shen Yunzhou: "Keep your voice down, or my darling will hurt your darling." Wu Wu: … From that day on, Wu Wu's coworkers notice that he has become a little different. First, he starts telling everyone that he likes men. Second, he spends every day showing off his relationship with a handsome guy named Shen Yunzhou. Wu Wu: Heh, the world envies me for having such a great boyfriend. I laugh at them for not seeing the truth. Shen Yunzhou: Heh, the world envies our loving relationship. I say it's all thanks to my methods. #Every day I make faces and drop hints everywhere, trying to let people know my boyfriend is a high-level wanted criminal, but nobody gets the hint. They just say I'm beaming because I'm in love.# If a head cannot roll to lie at one's beloved's feet, then it is a burden upon one's shoulders. --- Herzen, My Past and Thoughts An elegant, deranged, cultured scoundrel of a wanted criminal gong X a beautiful investigation unit chief shou with brains but no desire to use them Theme: When facing hardship, do not retreat. Have the courage to move forward.