Can I Have the Broken Wuchang?

Thanks to all the sweet beans who support the official release. I'll work even harder from now on. A deep bow in gratitude. The villain's bonus story is a BG storyline. You can choose to read it in the bonus-story collection on my author page. Blurb: Song Qingming has only one obsession in life: to paint a portrait of Wuchang. So, despite his frail health, he sets out on a journey to haunted places, hoping to see Wuchang with his own eyes just once. One time, while staying at a haunted inn, Song Qingming stamped his feet three times while using a ghost-repelling talisman he'd bought. He stomped a hole right through the floorboards and fell straight into the bathtub of a handsome man. Song Qingming stared at the naked man in shock. "Y-y-you're not wearing any clothes?!" The man gently replied, "May I ask, sir, do you wear clothes when you bathe?" Song Qingming: "...No." The man: "Then may I ask why you destroyed my room, fell into my bathtub, and watched me bathe?" Song Qingming: "...Would you believe me if I said I saw a ghost?" Xie Yu glanced at his reflection on the surface of the water and smiled warmly. "I believe you." Song Qingming dreams of getting intimate with Xie Yu every night. His dreams turn him gay, and whenever he faces Xie Yu, he can't help feeling guilty. To make matters worse, Xie Yu grows more and more gentle with him. At last, one day, the two of them get together. Song Qingming: "I have a confession to make. I'm guilty. I dream about you every night." Xie Yu smiled. "Am I better in your dreams, or in real life?" Song Qingming: "Of course, in real life! In my dreams, you always fall just a little short..." Xie Yu's face fell. "When did I ever fall short in your dreams? That time by the river? Or out in the countryside? Maybe in the flower fields?!" Song Qingming: "...How do you know?" Xie Yu: ...(*￣▽￣)y #That bastard Wuchang kept his identity secret and tricked me while he was at it# A Wuchang with a gentle voice and a wicked heart, gong X A sickly shou who's fierce and adorable Weibo: @JinjiangPride Reading guide: 1. One-on-one romance, lighthearted ghost-hunting and falling in love. 2. Set in an alternate dynasty, with many original elements. Please don't nitpick the historical details. It's pure fiction, for entertainment only, so don't take it seriously. 3. The author takes a laid-back approach. I welcome constructive feedback, but please don't be malicious. This work is exclusively serialized on Jinjiang. Please support the official release, and accept my deep thanks. Completed works: The Villain's Guide to Teaming Up and Under the Full Moon Upcoming works: 1. Supernatural Case Investigation: The Special Cases Unit Has No Heart Blurb: As a member of the Supernatural Case Investigation Unit, Wu Wu lives by one principle: never take a case ranked above C. He goes to work each day without using his brain, collecting a steady paycheck while staying alive. That is, until one day he gets caught up in a brutal S-rank case. Everyone else investigating it dies, and Wu Wu is the only one to escape wearing nothing but his underwear. Boss: "Badass! How'd you pull that off?" Wu Wu: "I told him I had something amazing to show him." Boss (shocked): "And then you took your clothes off?!" Wu Wu (in tears): "No, he took my clothes off! But the amazing thing I meant was the new pulse gun I had on me!" Boss: ... At the awards ceremony the next day, the big screen plays a high-definition photo on loop: Wu Wu in his underwear, carrying an unconscious mother and child out of a burning warehouse. Boss: "Everyone, stand! Let us pay our highest respects to Wu Wu, leader of the Ninth Investigation Team! These photos show his heroic actions during the case!" Wu Wu applauds himself, shedding tears of "gratitude." #Director, the floor's already spotless, so why do you still have to make me lose face?# * When Wu Wu sees the handsome man outside the Investigation Bureau, claiming to be his boyfriend and holding a bouquet of roses as he waits for him, he goes cold from head to toe. First, he's not gay. Second, even if he were, he wouldn't date a wanted criminal who consorts with evil spirits. Wu Wu is about to draw his gun and loudly call for the criminal's arrest when the man suddenly appears right in front of him. He uses the rose in his right hand to hide the gun in his left, which is pressed against Wu Wu's inner thigh. Shen Yunzhou: "Keep your voice down, or my precious thing will hurt your precious thing." Wu Wu: ... From that day on, Wu Wu's colleagues notice that he's become a little different. First, he starts telling everyone that he likes men. Second, he spends every day showing off his sweet relationship with a handsome guy named Shen Yunzhou. Wu Wu: "Hah. The world envies me for having such a great boyfriend. I laugh because they don't see the truth." Shen Yunzhou: "Hah. The world envies our loving relationship. I say it's all thanks to my own methods." #Every day I make faces at everyone, trying to hint that my boyfriend is a high-priority wanted criminal, but no one gets it. They just say love has me grinning from ear to ear# If a head cannot roll to the feet of one's beloved, then it is merely a burden on one's shoulders. Herzen, My Past and Thoughts An elegant, deranged, cultured scoundrel of a wanted criminal, gong X A beautiful investigation-team leader who has a brain but doesn't want to use it, shou 2. A silly, Lovecraftian infinite-survival story: What's in the Abyss? Blurb: Three days ago, I died in a car accident. I'm an atheist. I don't believe in supernatural things. But when I opened my eyes again, I found myself in a strange world. The city was completely empty. Countless eyeballs glared down from the blood-red sky. In the distance, a monster with a goldfish head and a bright red dress was gnawing on a giant cocoon atop a black skyscraper. Black tentacles reached out from the road, writhing as their slimy bodies gave off a stench. Something in the shadows was silently creeping toward me. Only then did it hit me... "Oh no! I forgot to tell someone to delete my cloud drive before I died!!" #The day that 128 GB cloud drive of BL comics goes public will be the day I truly die of social embarrassment.# #Attention, unknown entities: target's remaining SAN value: ∞+# An inhuman, wickedly playful unknown entity, gong + X + A beautiful shou with incredible luck and no fear of anything Theme: Treasure your time and your life.