Can You Let Me Wear Something a Little Less Otherworldly?

Song Qiu transmigrates into a son-in-law novel. She thinks she's holding the plot in her hands and is about to become the male lead, who returns as a mighty war god to destroy the world. But when she looks in the mirror, she finds herself a seductive femme fatale.

Song Qiu: "...Beautiful stranger, who are you?"

The System says, "Congratulations, you've become the male lead's cannon-fodder wife..."

Song Qiu looks at her own stunningly beautiful face and rubs her hands together. "That's fine. Being the cannon-fodder wife works too. If I try hard, I can still turn things around."

The System says, "I haven't finished. You're the mother of the male lead's cannon-fodder wife, also known as the mother-in-law who gets thrown into the sea after the male lead makes a comeback and takes revenge."

Song Qiu: "..."

After Song Qiu finally sees the plot through to the end and manages to survive, the System throws her into a novel called The CEO's Runaway Wife With Child.

The System says, "Guess who you are this time?"

Song Qiu ventures, "The wife?"

The System says, "No."

Song Qiu puts on a lecherous smile. "Could I be the domineering CEO?"

The System says, "You're the child."

Song Qiu: "..." Damn it, can you let me transmigrate into something remotely human for once?

* An attempt at writing a quick transmigration novel.

First story: Transmigrated as the Son-in-Law's Mother-in-Law

Second story: Transmigrated as the Child in the Runaway Pregnancy

Third story: Transmigrated as the Kidney in a Kidney-Harvesting Tragedy

Fourth story: No idea. I'll write it when I think of something.

Theme: Care for the expendable tools