The misanthropic System decides to take revenge on society. Its top priority is breaking up lovey-dovey couples in every world. Thinking this will be an easy task, it coaches its chosen Host: “Men are all fickle. See that male lead? Go win him over, and you'll have a life of luxury and riches.”
The chosen Host shyly steps forward.
The male lead clings to his wife and warily eyes the newcomer. “Trying to steal my wife? Back off! Back off! Back off!” He tries to ward them off with a spell.
That night, the male lead kneels on a washboard, clutches his wife's leg, and begs coquettishly, “Don't leave me, honey. Everyone out there is a vixen. I've got an amazing body and I'm great in bed. I can make you happy every night... Mm... mm!” He gets muffled.
Then he happily insists on a kiss from his wife before he'll go to sleep.
After a string of failures, the System groans, “Damn it, why did I pick the world's most devoted male leads every time?!”
#TheBottomCrooksAFingerAndTheTopComesRunning#
#WhatDoIDoWhenMyHusbandIsTooClingy?#
#AHeartThatNeverWaversAndALoveThatLastsForever#
[Arc One: In campus novels, the male lead always falls in love at first sight with the new transfer student, forgetting his childhood friend who's been by his side for over a decade. But someone just loves sticking close to his childhood friend.]
[Arc Two: In replacement romances, the male lead always falls for the stand-in over time, while his first love, who returns from abroad, becomes no more than a grain of rice. But someone just can't forget the one they've been longing for.]
[Arc Three: In CEO romances, the male lead always thinks the slightly scatterbrained assistant by his side is adorable and unlike other men. But someone just likes the rich young master from a family of equal standing.]
[Arc Four: In ABO novels, the Alpha always falls for the tough Omega in the military who disguises himself as a Beta. But someone just likes the sweet, soft traditional Omega who cooks and arranges flowers.]
There's no doubt about it: all these male leads have gone wildly out of character.
The upcoming novel, After Losing Our Memories with My Archenemy, is available for anyone interested.
In high society, Ye Minghui and Pei Shenyu are the perfect couple, a model married pair.
In front of others, they're inseparable and deeply in love.
Hardly anyone knows that in private, they're sworn enemies who share a roof and can barely talk without arguing.
Forced into an arranged marriage, they agreed to pretend to be in love to avoid trouble, fooling their parents and friends.
Then, on their way to get a divorce, they were in a car accident and both lost their memories.
When they woke up, everyone around them said they were deeply devoted to each other and madly in love.
Ye Minghui and Pei Shenyu looked at each other, then silently looked away. They couldn't help feeling that they didn't know each other very well.
Pei Shenyu kept looking at the person beside him in confusion. “They're not usually my type. Did my tastes change?”
Ye Minghui was even more dismissive. “There's no way I'd ever fall for a playboy like him!”
Then the people around them brought out all kinds of evidence, and the two of them even pulled their marriage certificate from their pockets.
Ye Minghui/Pei Shenyu: “We carry our marriage certificate everywhere. I must really love him.”
So, after they were discharged and went home, the two stumbled their way into married life.
Until a friend who knew the truth came back and told them what their relationship had really been like.
Ye Minghui, who'd been feeling his abs, quietly pulled his hand back: ...
Pei Shenyu, holding his wife and refusing to let go: ?
Isn't it a little too late to tell us now?!
Theme: Treat life well
My record can be checked, and when I open it, it's all red [sunglasses]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha retarded, it made me laugh to death
It seems like every action has been carefully planned ~ [Green Heart]
Is he a little fool?
[Purple Sugar] kswl [Orange Sugar] finished and sprinkled flowers
"Illustrating with Lin Muxi" is a big bug for the author~ flower arrangement
"Lin Muxi's list is also a bit bigger," which is a big bug for the author~ Courage
"Lin Muxi strode out like a meteor" gave the author a big bug~ Is the person wrong?
"You're here." "Lin Muxi strode out like a meteor" to catch a big bug in the author~
"You're here." "Lin Muxi strode out and took Lin Muxi's hand. "Catch a big bug for the author~ Who comes out?