My Biological Dad Has a Screw Loose. Should I Still Keep Him?

Everyone in high society knows that Zhong Wangshang, the head of the Zhong family, is unwell, but no one dares say it aloud. Rumor has it that Zhong Wangshang's illness has something to do with his deceased first love. His first love is the one pure place in Zhong Wangshang's heart, untouchable by anyone. Anyone who tries gets into trouble. But someone doesn't believe the rumors. A subordinate drags a person in off the street. “Mr. Zhong, I found you a replacement who looks remarkably like him. Take a look.” Zhong Wangshang slams the table and jumps to his feet. “You insolent fool! You're insulting my first love. I think you want to be sent to Africa to dig for coal…” Before he can finish, Zhong Wangshang gets a good look at the person his subordinate brought in. A child who looks almost exactly like his first love, only smaller. As his subordinate trembles with fear, Zhong Wangshang slams the table again. “Nonsense! This is my first love. He came back to life as a child and came to find me!” Subordinate: … Jiang Xiaoyu: … In his previous life, Jiang Xiaoyu only learned that his other father was the famous head of the Zhong family, Zhong Wangshang, after he and his dad were murdered. In this life, he decides to recognize this dad sooner, so he can avoid dying miserably. Who could have guessed that the first time Jiang Xiaoyu meets Zhong Wangshang, Zhong Wangshang insists that he is his dead father, returned to life. Jiang Xiaoyu tries to reason with him. “People can't come back to life and turn into children.” Zhong Wangshang gives him a scornful smile. “Cell division. It's in your biology textbook. Never heard of it?” Jiang Xiaoyu, who never even finished elementary school in his previous life: ??? Everyone else: …!!! Then Jiang Xiaoyu is given a strict set of rules: every word and gesture must be exactly like his dad's. As if that weren't enough, he also has to witness his biological father acting bizarrely every now and then. For example, Zhong Wangshang asks an executive at an international meeting to present their proposal in SpongeBob's voice. Because he doesn't like the breathing rhythm of an employee in the office, he orders everyone to breathe to the beat of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. Everyone: … Jiang Xiaoyu is on the verge of tears. “Dad, you never told me my biological father was actually sick in the head!” But it's too late to run. Jiang Xiaoyu is coaxed into signing an employment contract with a terrifyingly high penalty for breaking it. Luckily, Jiang Xiaoyu has mastered the art of imitating his dad, and winning over his biological father is a piece of cake. Jiang Xiaoyu also decides to use this chance to see whether Zhong Wangshang is fit to be his dad. Zhong Wangshang doesn't seem quite right, and he can't put his dad in danger. Until Jiang Xiaoyu catches Zhong Wangshang having an episode. He reminds him of the incredibly hard-to-control beagle next door. Remembering how his dad used to get the dog to settle down, Jiang Xiaoyu slaps him across the face with his little hand. The air goes suddenly quiet. Just as Jiang Xiaoyu is getting nervous and thinking he's done for, Zhong Wangshang points at him in delight. “I told you he was my first love, but you wouldn't believe me. My first love has always slapped me like that!” Everyone: … Jiang Shuaihuai thinks his son has been acting strange lately. He keeps sneaking out when Jiang Shuaihuai isn't home, then comes back exhausted, as if he's been up to no good. To find out what his son has been doing, Jiang Shuaihuai secretly decides to follow him. He watches as his son looks around nervously and gets into a luxury car. Jiang Shuaihuai speeds after it on his little electric scooter and stops outside a restaurant. Just as Jiang Shuaihuai takes off his helmet, he sees his son drop his backpack and dash into the restaurant. A subordinate-looking man lifts him high into the air, and the next second, the child slaps a well-dressed man across the face. Jiang Shuaihuai gasps. How can a child hit someone? But when he tries to intervene, he recognizes the man who was hit. It's his ex-boyfriend, the very man he went so far as to fake his own death to escape! He remembers why he left: Jiang Shuaihuai once complimented Zhong Wangshang's eyes, and Zhong Wangshang insisted on gouging them out to give to him as a toy. Jiang Shuaihuai: … Maybe he should run a little farther away first. Obsessive, unhinged top x gentle, patient bottom Note: The top really is ill and probably won't fully recover, but the bottom and their son can keep him in check. #A “harmonious” family of three and their happy everyday life# Upcoming story: The Overbearing CEO's Doctor Friend. If you're interested, take a look at my author page! Every overbearing CEO has a doctor friend who comes running whenever they call and can cure anything. The doctor friend is always complaining that it's the middle of the night and asking if the CEO can let them sleep, while rushing over to the CEO's home without a choice, only to discover that it's just a common cold. As luck would have it, I'm that doctor friend. After growing up alongside the overbearing CEO as childhood friends… Overbearing CEO: Get here within thirty minutes. You'll regret it if you're late. I rush over, and the CEO says he has a headache and wants me to soothe him to sleep. I put up with it. I soothe him. Overbearing CEO: I'm not going to make it. Hurry and save me. I rush over, only to find the CEO has barely scratched his finger. It'll have healed in a few minutes. The CEO is afraid of pain and insists I have to blow on it to make it stop hurting. I put up with it. I blow on it. Then, once again, the CEO turns pale and coughs weakly. “If you can't cure me, I'll have your whole family buried with me.” I finally snap and smack the CEO on the head. “If I can't even cure a common cold, how about I just hand you my doctorate?” The CEO blushes. “Your doctorate is so important, and you're willing to give it to me. Why not give me yourself too? I'll be fine right away.” Me: “Hold on, I need to examine your brain again.” Childhood friends. An overbearing CEO top whose brain occasionally short-circuits x a hardworking, responsible, tireless, sarcastic bottom. The blurb is in first person, the story itself is in third person. Upcoming story: The Villainous Male Side Character Becomes an Entertainment Sensation by Raising a Child. If you're interested, take a look at my author page! When Wen Baiyu learns that he's the villainous male side character who secretly gave birth to the protagonist top's child, the kid is already four years old. Wen Baiyu also learns that he doesn't have long to live, and that the child's biological father will take him home after he dies. From then on, the child's life will be one of a dead dad and an uncaring father. The family will dote only on the protagonist bottom's little nephew, leaving the child with not a trace of warmth in his life. He'll be forced to cause trouble between the protagonist couple, becoming a little villain who gets kicked out of the house at a young age. Wen Baiyu is furious. He crouches down to give the child a proper hug, but realizes that something is wrong with him. In his previous life, Wen Dudu's father died young, his biological father didn't care about him, and he was kicked out of the house. In this life, he doesn't care about anything. He only wants to stay by his dad until the end, then take his own life. So when Wen Baiyu asks, “What do you want to eat?” Wen Dudu says, “I can eat, or I can skip it.” Wen Baiyu munches on a rib. “It's delicious. Are you sure you don't want one?” Wen Baiyu asks, “Where do you want to live?” Wen Dudu says, “A mansion is fine. An apartment is fine too.” Wen Baiyu carries the kid into a twenty-square-meter basement. “This is all our family can afford.” Wen Baiyu asks, “How should we get around?” Wen Dudu says, “A BMW is fine. A Bentley is fine too.” Wen Baiyu puts the kid on the back of a bicycle, and the hard seat hurts his bottom. Wen Baiyu asks again, “What should you wear?” Before Wen Dudu can answer, Wen Baiyu already knows. He puts a pair of little shorts on the kid and pats his bottom, telling him to head out. Wen Dudu: “I think I'll wear pants.” Later, the two are invited to join a parenting variety show. Wen Dudu brings out his usual give-up-and-go-with-the-flow attitude. When the host asks why he only has a dad, Wen Dudu says, “My dad is enough for me. As for a father, I can have one or not.” Investor Jin Yanzhou: … Jin Yanzhou: “I'm your father.” When Jin Yanzhou corners Wen Baiyu against the wall and asks why he ran away after they spent the night together, Wen Baiyu finally loses his temper and slaps him. “Scumbag!” Wen Baiyu clearly remembers how excited Jin Yanzhou was when he was on top of him, so how could Jin Yanzhou claim he had been the one seduced? When Jin Yanzhou sees the person he's been searching for over many years looking at him with red eyes, his heart softens. He is the first to lower his head and apologize. “It was my fault. Can you at least tell me what I did wrong?” Theme: Stay positive and live a healthy life.