I Found an Assassin Chief, Guys! [Reverse Transmigration]

▌Blurb

When Nie Jie fell from the sky into my courtyard, he crushed a whole patch of the roses I'd worked so hard to grow.

There were plenty of reasons I didn't ask him to pay for the damage. The most important one was... I value my life.

Nie Jie said he belonged to the notorious Taowu Tower of the Great Zhao Dynasty, codename 17.

I said I was registered in Z Province, a graduate of the undergraduate program at S University next door, ID number 9527.

Nie Jie said he'd become the head assassin at fourteen, and spent every day in mortal danger.

I said that at fourteen, I was still reading romance novels, all of them full of lines like, "Woman, you're playing with fire."

Nie Jie also said he had two great passions in life: one was robbery, and the other was...

I cut him off, firmly insisting I was so broke I had to lick my bowl three times.

We stared at each other for a long time. Then he raised his sword and advised me to share half of my instant noodles with him.

· This is neither a story about a powerful heroine nor a strong female lead. The heroine is an ordinary, laid-back slacker who's grown even softer after being ground down by work. She's not a perfect character.

· The male lead's personality is rather changeable. Early on, he's cold, dismissive, and deliberately destructive. He only gets sweet-tongued when he needs something.

· A very slice-of-life story, told in a rambling style. The author's writing and brainpower are limited, so don't expect much logic.

▌Coming soon: Confessing to Me Will Turn Us into an Equilateral Triangle

Once upon a time, there were two best friends who were so close that their new homes were right across the hall from each other.

They both got pregnant around the same time and agreed that if their babies were the same sex, they'd be best friends, and if not, they'd be promised to each other as children.

Ten months later.

I was born, an only daughter.

Four months after that...

A pair of twins arrived next door.

Those twins were each more ill-behaved than the other. They might as well have been Ox-Head and Horse-Face from the underworld, reincarnated.

I grew up under their shadow, with no choice but to study like crazy and compete relentlessly, hoping the glory of being first in class would make everyone forget they existed.

I thought the three of us were childhood friends who couldn't stand one another, until those two guys unexpectedly confessed to me.

I felt like I'd suddenly been thrown onto a roasting spit.

What is this?

An equilateral triangle?

Mom, do you have any idea how your daughter ended up caught in the middle?

▌Coming soon: The Secret of the Holy Son's Fall to Demonic Ways Was Discovered by Me [Western Fantasy]

▌Coming soon: The Hero's True Identity Turned Out to Be... [Western Fantasy]

Theme: Companionship is the longest confession of love. Let's work together to become better versions of ourselves.