Getting Rich in All Three Realms Through Funerals

When the suona sounds, the worlds of the living and the dead part ways. The sky is vast, the waters stretch far, and we shall never meet again.

As the top graduate in animal husbandry from an agricultural university, Song Bin can't find a job because he's offended the wrong people. In a fit of anger, he accepts an offer from a funeral home. He thinks he'll spend the rest of his life dealing with the dead, but unexpectedly, he activates a "Myriad Worlds Funeral System."

Song Bin: Fine. What's the difference between collecting corpses and collecting them somewhere else? The location's just a little farther away. As long as I can make money, I'll work across worlds too. But the more bodies I collect, the stranger things get.

During the battle between dragons and phoenixes, after collecting the body of a little white dragon, he looks at the colorful dragon scales, claws, sinews, and bones scattered everywhere, along with phoenix feathers, blood, claws, and more. Without thinking, he cleans up the battlefield, leaving absolutely nothing behind.

In ancient times, after escorting a client to meet the beast god they'd been longing to see, Song Bin rolls up his sleeves and gets to work when he sees ginseng, reishi mushrooms, fragrant sandalwood, rosewood, and golden-thread nanmu scattered everywhere.

On a mountain in the cultivation world, after burying a famous lone cultivator, he turns the high-grade magic treasures in their storage pouch into inconspicuous spirit talismans, magical artifacts, and storage pouches. With the money left over, he buys rice, wheat, vegetables, and fruit in bulk. He even takes the weeds from the spiritual fields.

System: I sent you to collect bodies, not junk!

Song Bin: You don't get it. Those weeds help with constipation, detoxify the body, and flush out pesticide residue. You can't even get them after lining up all day.

Later, the System watches its Host build a thriving business everywhere she goes and decides she should have been a merchant, not a funeral director. What kind of normal person digs up the land itself and takes it along?

Undersea dragon palace: pearls, coral, giant lobsters, and a layer of crystal-clear seawater pumped out.

Interstellar age: mechs, weapons, medical pods, and a third of the garbage heap turned over!

Years later, Song Bin becomes a renowned funeral director across the myriad worlds, but even more famous is her nickname, Song the Skinflint.

When asked in an interview for the secret behind her success, Song Bin smiles shyly. "It's simple. Hard work makes you rich." Her motto is: if you see it, don't leave it behind!

Why sleep so long while you're alive? You'll have eternity to sleep once you're dead.

Life is for striving, and funerals bring happiness.

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