After I Was Written Off as an Idiot, I Awakened

After Zhou Yun died taking a knife for the one she loved, she suddenly regained the memories of her previous life. She remembered how, when she was alive, she'd cried, thrown tantrums, and threatened suicide over a man who didn't love her, hurting herself, her loved ones, and everyone around her. She was hopeless at everything, but a champion at being a brainless fool.

Clutching the Zhuxian Sword, she radiated murderous intent. "I used to slaughter pigs without batting an eye, but now I cry if I step on an ant?"

"And that so-called Third Prince, what a load of crap. I used to be a vulgar person interested only in material things, and somehow I ended up having a chaste, purely spiritual romance with him? I lost both the lady and the battle?"

"Most importantly, my hard-earned abs, my eight-pack, my natural strength and martial prowess were all censored away. I became an idiot who only ever gets in the way, makes things worse, and feeds kills to the enemy?!"

This world has to be broken. I might as well destroy it.

The Zhuxian Sword raised its scabbard in agreement. "I can give you a hand."

Heaven panicked. "Wait, don't! Let's talk this over. How about I rewind things so you can start over, get revenge, and give those scumbags a face-slapping?"

Zhou Yun: "Hmph."

The Zhuxian Sword Spirit: "Heh heh."

Heaven: "Waaah."

Years later, Heaven watched helplessly as a perfectly good old-fashioned romance world, full of tragic love, turned into a grand cultivation world brimming with passion and heroism. Under the Zhuxian Sword's threats, Heaven had no choice but to clear the way for them at every turn, and for the ten-thousand-and-first time, threw in the towel.

"Is the Princess Consort still hanging herself on the city tower?"

"Your Highness, the Princess Consort has already stopped breathing." The guard stabbed the prince. "And I've switched sides. Also, my respects to your ancestors going back eighteen generations, on behalf of all my martial uncles, martial aunts, and grandmasters."

The prince collapsed in a pool of blood and roared in despair. "Who are these martial uncles, martial aunts, and grandmasters of yours?!"

The guard: "The Biyou Palace in the Eastern Sea, Ji Kang, Ruan Ji, Liu Ling, Xie An, and the most handsome man in Jiankang."

Ji Kang: "Actually, I'm here for a legendary guqin."

Liu Ling: "Actually, I'm here for peerless wine."

Ruan Ji: "Actually, I'm here for ancient books."

Xie An: "Actually, I'm here for a way to save the world."

Someone: "Actually, I'm here for her."

The most handsome man in Jiankang has already been kicked out of the group chat.

Heaven stared at the plot, which had gone completely off the rails, and gave up. Fine, let it be. No need to tie up all the loose ends. Whatever happens, happens. And for the twenty-thousand-and-second time, Heaven threw in the towel.

A pig-slaughtering girl and a refined young nobleman

Theme: Family, country, and the world