Yan Yan, the evil god, woke up and found that he had traveled through time.
He was pulled into the world of a bloody slapstick novel by something called the system, and became a cannon fodder character who just graduated from college.
Now that you're here, it's time to learn how to be a good person.
After his observation, adults in this world are all taking one thing: taking the public exam.
Yan Yan realized it.
It turns out that to be a good person, you need to take a public exam! ! !
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Therefore, Yan Yan learned to be a good person very seriously and worked very hard to take the public examination.
The rotting mermaid opened its bloody mouth, filled with gloomy energy.
Yan Yan held the test paper in her hand: "Help me tell you, based on this passage, what is the most accurate understanding of 'development in stagnation'?"
Tentacles poked out from the abyss, shrouded in black mist, wet and smelly.
Yan Yan humbly asked for advice: "Hello, scientists believe that marine garbage is harming marine life. Which of the following, if true, would best support the above view?"
On the late-night bus, the driver's ax dripped blood, stealing souls, and he was covered in blood.
Yan Yan's expression was serious: "In June 20xx, how much did the number of people transported by public transport increase as a proportion of the number of people transported by bus in the whole year compared to the same period last year?"
At the end of the school corridor, the woman in the painting moves her eyes slightly and spits out piles of hair from her mouth.
Yan Yan held paper and pen in hand: "Students need to complete homework for five subjects. Chinese and mathematics cannot be completed first or last. What are the order of arrangement?"
In the dark and gloomy hospital morgue, the corpse sat up from the bed, the spots on the corpse were surging, and the smell of the corpse was overwhelming.
Yan Yan sincerely asked for advice: "What do you think about building a medical-friendly city?"
Fierce ghosts: "????"
Isn't he sick? ?
After friendly exchanges, Yan Yan found many public examination buddies, and they went to class together every day to review and discuss the questions.
Until one day, the heresy administration shark came to the door, and everyone was shocked.
Authority: "????"
Authority: "No?"
The S-class heretics who have done so many evil things that they could destroy an entire city are actually crying and reciting quotes on current affairs while doing exams and essays? ? ?
Yan Yan: O. O
Yan Yan: Heretic?
Yan Yan: Aren't they my friendly public examination friends? ?
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That day, Yan Yan finally remembered that she wanted to go back to the cannon fodder plot.
The system was shocked and quickly sent the script to Yan Yan.
The general content is that the cannon fodder is causing trouble and is discovered by the protagonist. The protagonist wants to drive the cannon fodder out of the company. The cannon fodder begs for mercy and begs him to let him go, hoping to continue to work in the protagonist's company.
The protagonist lowered his eyes, waiting for Yan Yan to shed her pride.
Yan Yan decisively accepted the dismissal notice and said solemnly: "You haven't paid social security, right? I want to keep my status as a fresh graduate."
Protagonist: "...?"
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Gong was reborn. He knew that his world was a novel, and his life was turned into a mess by a vicious cannon fodder named Yan Yan in the novel.
In the last life, the vicious cannon fodder had a crush on him and used all kinds of tricks to harass him and the people around him. In this life, he must give him some color.
He appeared in front of the vicious cannon fodder Yan Yan, and just as he was about to speak, the vicious cannon fodder's eyes lit up.
"Hello."
"Your unit is preparing to launch a themed exhibition with the theme of 'promoting social harmony and enhancing people's happiness, security, and sense of gain.' If you are responsible for it, how will you carry it out?"
Attack: "...?"
Reading guide:
①Copy archive 2023.5.29New copy 2024.9.22Final copy 2025.6.21
② My exam is based on the author's understanding of the exam situation. If necessary, I will create an original exam, make it up, make it up, don't substitute it into reality, don't substitute it into reality, don't substitute it into reality.
Intention: For ideals, self-achievement, and self-worth, we must strive, work hard, make progress, and be positive!