The Scumbag CEO's Drama Queen Parasite Flower

Wu Yi is a modern rich beauty, with a full bust, a slim waist, long legs, and a face so stunning she could make anyone swoon. A gorgeous, lazy little layabout, she suddenly transmigrates into a book!!!

In 1970s and '80s Hong Kong, pin-up posters of sultry starlets are everywhere.

Wu Yi arrives straight in a living hell. A gangster boss and his crew of hooligans have surrounded a dance hall. They viciously point their weapons at her and another girl, threatening to blow their heads off unless they make a movie for them.

The other girl shrieks in a squeaky voice. "Sis, you're beautiful, sweet-voiced, and fair-skinned, with such a soft, dewy face. You're perfect to star in his movie. Just pick her! I'm super ugly and have a terrible figure, so don't pick me, boo-hoo-hoo!"

Wu Yi: "...&%#..." Curses.

One of the hooligans approaches her delicate, beautiful face with a knife. Terrified of being disfigured, Wu Yi shoves him away in a panic and blurts out, "That man!"

"I'm his darling sweetheart! How dare you lay a single hair on his precious baby!"

That man, according to rumor, is the biggest villain and scumbag in the book. He'll do anything but behave like a decent person. With a low sense of morality, an air of mystery, and no fixed whereabouts, he's a cold, stingy, heartless capitalist.

A single stomp from him is enough to shake all of Hong Kong. They say he has no interest in women.

The gangster boss flies into a rage and raises his hand to slap her. Just then, upstairs...

A stream of deep red wine slowly pours down, its arrogant splash staining the gangster boss's tattooed eagle brow.

Then someone flicks a hand, and a lavish empty glass smacks him on the head.

"Didn't you hear her say she's my woman?"

The man rests one hand on the railing and tilts his head to bite down on the cigar his attendant offers him. He looks down at them imperiously.

He blows a smoke ring, the white smoke curling through the air, and drawls lazily,

"Go ahead. Lay a finger on her."

Wu Yi stares blankly: (￣Д ￣)┍

Wasn't the big boss supposed to be mysterious and impossible to find?

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In the study,

The man looks down at her with cool indifference,

like he's judging her, or perhaps something else.

After a long moment, he curls his lip in a mocking smile. "Darling sweetheart? Precious baby?" He frowns in disgust.

"You were my woman for two days and then ran off. What kind of precious baby are you? Weren't you so proud and capable, refusing to bend for my paltry little fortune?"

Wu Yi: "...!" Help! What kind of ridiculous trope and plot is this?

They've only just met for the first time!!!

Wu Yi glances sideways at the gun on the table. It's stained with blood, still warm, and glints coldly.

"..." She purses her cherry-red lips, not daring to say a word.

Inside, she's freaking out, wriggling and curling her toes. Her heart is already dancing like crazy!!!

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A little scene:

The System tells her that, as a villainous NPC, she has to follow the plot and fight the heroine for the male lead's affection. Otherwise, her life bar will turn red and begin a two-minute countdown.

"..." ???

As a delicate little flower, she even goes completely off the rails with a series of out-of-control stunts: slashing her wrists, disfiguring herself, and cutting off a limb.

Wu Yi: "…"?

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With the blade facing down,

Wu Yi cautiously rests it against her wrist and threatens in a crazed voice, "I won't let you go! You can only be mine! Mine!"

She flicks on a lighter,

then gently singes the fine fuzz on her face, sobbing with tears in her eyes. "If you don't love me, I'll destroy this gorgeous face of mine. What's the point of being beautiful if I can't keep you?"

The tiny saw clenched in her hand,

raised high and held as far from her leg as possible, Wu Yi cries out in anguish, "Do you love her or me? Say it! Say it!"

The overbearing CEO: ...

The scumbag CEO looks grim, his heart racing with fear. He hugs his delicate little flower close, still shaken.

With a stern expression, he looks down at her. "Woman! Next time you want to threaten me by crying, making a scene, or threatening to hang yourself, just stand there and threaten me verbally. Is there anything I can't give you? Don't go using dangerous things like that again and make me angry. I won't be happy."

Wu Yi: "?"

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Theme: As long as we live, love will flow on, never ending~