A Little Restaurant at the End of Cultivation

Please add my upcoming novel, The Eighties' Beloved Little Pixiu, to your reading list. The cultivation world's apocalypse had arrived. The demon beasts seemed to have swallowed strength pills, growing vastly more powerful overnight. With no spirit herbs or pills left, cultivators were reduced to eating raw flesh and drinking blood just to get a trace of spiritual energy. But Du Chichi was busy cooking: steamed upside-down fish, chilled spirit camel milk, pan-fried phoenix eggs, and braised Feiyi... The little chef, wearing a businesslike smile, was inwardly despairing. The task her dog of a System had given her was to fatten up the entire cultivation world. Looking at the Immortal Venerable, Demon King, and Demon Lord, all of whom had taken up growing vegetables in her backyard rather than leave, Du Chichi wiped the sweat from her forehead. Would fattening up these three count as completing the task? Warnings: 1. A goofy, short comedy. 2. The male lead is basically set dressing. Please add my upcoming novel, The Eighties' Beloved Little Pixiu, to your reading list. Lin Family Village was tucked away in a remote spot, where even getting enough to eat was a problem, until the Lin family's third son had a baby girl, Lin Xiaopi. Lin Xiaopi toddled about, babbling in her baby voice. From the day she was born, the fields in Lin Family Village seemed to get a dose of fertilizer and grow like crazy, bringing in bumper harvests year after year. When a flash flood struck, Lin Xiaopi gave an early warning and saved the whole village. Then she even found an ancient tomb in the ruins. After it was reported to the state and excavated under protective measures, every household in the village received a reward of five hundred yuan. A heartless family caused their outsider daughter-in-law's death, after which their home was haunted. Lin Xiaopi paid them a visit, and before long, a whole crowd of metaphysics masters arrived. They ate and stayed in the village, turning Lin Family Village into an unusual tourist attraction. One day, a luxurious car drove into the village. A young man with broad shoulders and long legs got out, insisting that Lin Xiaopi was his biological daughter and that he was taking her away. Everyone in the village was furious. Anyone who wanted to snatch the treasure of Lin Family Village would have to get past them first! The man frowned, took out his mobile phone, and said in a low voice, "Reporting to the Anomalous Beast Administration: this little Pixiu draws too much attention. I can't take her away." ...Huh? Our divine beasts have an organization? Lin Xiaopi, who had been listening with her ears perked up, snuggled over and smiled sweetly. "...Daddy!" The villagers of Lin Family Village: ...??? What kind of love potion did you give our little darling?! Theme: Good food heals the heart.