Did You Get My Permission to Become a Spirit?

In an inconspicuous alley in the capital, there is a general store with a notice on the door: “Help Wanted: Complaints Resolution Specialist.” Lin Guoguo walks in and is stunned by the questions on the application test. The complaints read: “The automatic-answer fountain pen only writes in traditional characters, and insists that one jin equals sixteen liang.” “I've never seen a car that can't go faster than sixty miles per hour! It cries whenever it speeds!” “The electronic scale you sold me nags me every day, saying I'm so fat that my weight is hurting its back.” Lin Guoguo shakily writes down her solution: “...Call 110?” The boss says, “That's right! You're hired. Remember to ask for the Special Objects Come-to-Life Management Office after you call 110.” Lin Guoguo: ??? My new serial is now underway. Please add it to your collection. Visit my author page to find this post-apocalyptic cultivation novel about running a restaurant and raising its fortunes: The Little Restaurant of the Cultivation World's Apocalypse The cultivation world has reached its apocalypse. The demon beasts seem to have taken strength-enhancing pills, growing far stronger overnight. With no spirit herbs or pills, cultivators are reduced to eating raw meat just to get a trace of spiritual energy. But Du Chichi is cooking: steamed stonefish, chilled spirit camel milk, pan-fried phoenix eggs, braised Feiyi... The little chef wears a smile while despairing inside, because the damn System has given her a task: make everyone in the cultivation world fat. Looking at the Immortal Venerable, the Demon King, and the Demon Lord, who are camping out in her backyard and would rather grow vegetables than leave, Du Chichi wipes the sweat from her forehead: Does making these three fat count as completing the task? My completed novels: Immortal Chef, a little chef's foodie adventures through the cultivation world. My Taotie Is Called Gousheng, a little fox demon's efforts to save a split-personality Taotie. (Same genre as this one.) Bon appetit~ Theme: