My Taotie Is Called Gousheng

Coming soon: Please add my next novel, "Violent Merman Harem-Building Game," to your favorites~: The moment Yu Xiaotian, a full-dive game tester, opened her eyes, she had become a beautiful mermaid princess with a sweet singing voice. To clear the game, she only had to reach an intimate affection level with one of the seven princes of the Sea Kingdoms. Yu Xiaotian waved her slender, delicate arm and accidentally knocked a whale flying. Oh wow, how did all my skill points end up in Strength? Is this some kind of romance game? Whatever, it doesn't matter. System: Please win over the Shark Prince with your beautiful singing, so you can win over the Shark Kingdom. Yu Xiaotian nodded obediently, then suddenly lashed out with her tail. A fish-scale imprint appeared clearly on the Shark Prince's face. "Well? Have I conquered you?" The Shark Prince: "...I surrender. I really do." Yu Xiaotian rushed from one conquest to the next, taking down the gentle Octopus Prince, the cold Shell Prince, the noble Dolphin Prince... At last, she met the legendary Sea King. Yu Xiaotian stomped through the enormous nest, scattering dazzling gold, jade, and pearls everywhere. The black-haired, golden-eyed man merely smiled at the destruction of his home, as if it were nothing. "What took you so long? I've been saving your bride price for tens of thousands of years." "A bride price?" Yu Xiaotian pointed at the seven princes behind her and scoffed. "What, do you want to be another fish in my pond?" The man curled his lips into a smile. "Yes. As long as your pond is big enough." The seven princes huddled together, trembling. "...Wait, you want to raise a dragon in your fish pond?" Synopsis: Recently, Taotie, head of the Demon Clan's Human Realm Affairs Department, said in an interview: "To encourage the Demon Clan to start businesses in the Human Realm, the Heavenly Court's Office of Karma has launched a service that lets you exchange RMB for merit. For the exact exchange rate, download the Heavenly Court app..." Tian Xiaohu pointed at the TV and lectured her corgi: "Gousheng, when you take human form, you have to be as handsome as Director Taotie, got it?" Gousheng's inner monologue: Damn it, they made me look so fat. I'll shut down that TV station tomorrow. Warnings: 1. The heroine grows over the course of the story and is a little naive at first. 2. The male lead is basically a backdrop. 3. Wild twists of imagination come free~ Enjoy~ For more food-themed comedy novels, such as "The Immortal Chef" and "The Little Eatery at the End of the Immortal Cultivation Era," visit the author's page. Theme: Women should be self-reliant.