I Love You. I'm Faking It.

1/ Jiang Ning met Song Tinglan at a bar.

He was a perfect gentleman, with a smile gentle as water. He was downright dangerous.

Her best friend said that rich playboys like Song Tinglan had no hearts. Their girlfriends never lasted more than a month, and they loved going after innocent girls like Jiang Ning.

Sure enough, that very night Song Tinglan ditched the beauty in his arms and boldly came over to pursue her. "I just bet my friend that you'd be my girlfriend within three days."

Jiang Ning smiled, hooked an arm around his neck, and kissed him. "No need to wait three days. I'll be yours in three minutes."

2/ No one around them thought their relationship would last. Everyone was waiting for the day Jiang Ning got dumped.

But a month later, Jiang Ning was the one who initiated the breakup. Her little face was innocent and sensible as she said, "Don't worry. I understand your rules."

Later, Song Tinglan ran into Jiang Ning at a bar again. There was another man at her side.

She smiled and explained to him, "Why are you jealous? Song Tinglan and I were just having fun. You're the one I truly care about..."

Song Tinglan: "..."

3/ Everyone in Nancheng had heard that Song Tinglan had changed his ways. He had been pursuing a woman for half a year.

At an auction, Song Tinglan bought a pink diamond weighing over ten carats and held it out to her, pleading almost humbly, "Ningning, please give me a chance."

Jiang Ning smiled coldly. "Mr. Song, I don't have a heart."

Song Tinglan took her hand. "I'll give you half of mine."

#TheUltimateShowdownOfScumbags#

#YouCanBeATotalScumbagButIllBeWorse#

[Warning: Neither lead is a virgin. Readers who care about that, beware.]

This blurb was screenshotted and posted on Weibo on 2020.12.17. Use the premise with caution.

Theme: Love is priceless.