If You Can, Brewery, Fire Me!

Also known as "If You've Got What It Takes, FBI, Fire Me!" and "If You've Got What It Takes, Public Security, Fire Me!" - Lin You Sheng is an ordinary person who has played cannon fodder in the world of Detective Conan for nearly a thousand episodes. One day, he's finally had enough! Procrastination, laziness, and shirking responsibility: these words were made for Lin You Sheng, a total couch potato. He doesn't care about undercover agents, red versus black, or silver bullets. All he wants to know is when the original story will finally end. It looks like that day is nowhere in sight, so Lin You Sheng decides to give up trying. 1. Creator God: "Xiao Lin, the cannon-fodder roles assigned to you this quarter include [Obsessive Artist] and [Flower Shop Owner Targeted by a Stalker]. The performance details are..." "Wait, what are you doing?!" Why is the artist fighting the serial killer who's stalking the flower shop owner?! Lin You Sheng: "I'm sick of dying. I picked a fresh way to go out. What's the problem?" Creator God: "But the rules say..." Lin You Sheng gives up: "Then I'm done. Fire me if you can." Creator God: "Oh, don't! I'll give you a raise~" 2. Distillery codename: [KRUG] On a mission with Gin, he learns what it means to be a workaholic, and ends up exhausted like a dog. When he spots a secret identity on the roadside, a low-level cannon-fodder character about to be recruited into the Organization, he raises his hand and goes, "Bang," just to lighten his workload. Vodka: "?? Krug, that was just an ordinary passerby!" Gin is giving off a chill, too. Lin You Sheng looks listless, but also a little pleased. "I don't like the look of him. So what? You can shoot me, too. I'm waiting to die." Vodka: "..." The Organization hired a lunatic! Even the boss doesn't go around killing people at random! 3. A Public Security officer sent undercover into the Organization His handler contacts him: "Have you run into some trouble lately? Have you stopped sending intel?" Lin You Sheng: "You still want intel? Ha! Do you know Rei Furuya? With his mixed-race features, you sent him undercover? Are you people crazy?" "Or does someone in Public Security want to kill him legally this way?" His handler is at a loss for words. "Don't put it like that. We'll conceal his undercover identity..." Lin You Sheng: "You're hopeless teammates. I can't take this anymore. From now on, pretend I don't exist, or just fire me. Goodbye forever. I'm going off the grid, thanks." His handler: "...Y-you're joking, right?" Content Warnings: 1. The writing and plot are average. I'll try to make each book a little better than the last. 2. You know how secret-identity stories go: I kill myself, I love myself. Please take note if that's not your thing. 3. Harem-like appeal, no logic. The blurb is in first person, the main story in third person. Theme: Evil will never prevail over good.