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Xie Shi is an obscure paranormal livestreamer. He used to stream games (he was too bad at them), tried being a looks streamer (he wouldn't accept unspoken rules), and tried being a comfort streamer (he had a bad temper). In an era overflowing with streamers, his only option was to attract viewers as a paranormal streamer, so he followed the trend and went to explore the city's top-ranked haunted house.
On the day he went live, his viewer count finally reached five digits, setting a new record since he started streaming.
Viewer A: Is this guy really a paranormal streamer? Why does he scream like a chicken? I was going to enjoy the view of that face and have a wank, but he scared me soft.
Viewer B: Is this guy seriously not doing comedy?
Viewer C: I'm completely unfazed, and I even feel like snacking on sunflower seeds. But why does the streamer look like he's about to die of fright? His face is turning green.
As soon as the words were spoken, a dull thud came from the other side of the screen, and then the picture went black.
...An accident occurred during the livestream, and the broadcast was cut off.
Then, for the first time in his life, Xie Shi made the trending list, though it was because of the livestream accident.
Netizen 1: ...
Netizen 2: A paranormal streamer livestreams from a haunted house and faints from fright? That's the funniest joke I've heard all year!
Netizen 3: ...This is just ridiculous.
A few months later, on the day Xie Shi was discharged from the hospital, a crowd of netizens who had come to mock him gathered outside, having caught wind of his departure.
The timid, cowardly young man from the livestream now strode straight through the packed crowd without glancing aside. He dragged a small suitcase and sported Liu Sang's signature hairstyle. In just a few steps, he was gone, leaving behind a crowd of netizens who had yet to get a word in, staring at one another in bewilderment.
The feng shui master's first task after being reborn: avenge his humiliation!
That day, the streaming platform crashed from overload.
Passerby 1: What is the streamer doing? He looks like he's performing an exorcism.
Viewer 1: Holy crap, did the streamer get plastic surgery?
Viewer 2: What the hell was that just now? Did you see that shadow?
Before watching the protagonist's livestream:
Passerby: Are there ghosts in the world? Of course not! If there are, I'll stand on my head and have diarrhea!
Reporter: ...There's really no need for that.
After watching the protagonist's livestream:
Passerby: Yes! I've seen one!
Reporter: ...Heh.
The protagonist has something to say:
1. Xie Shi has been betrothed since childhood.
2. His betrothed is very rich.
3. But he went bankrupt.
4. He was in a car accident and got disfigured, too.
5. He became a penniless cripple.
6. I like him.
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Feng shui master bottom X mysterious family head top
Theme: Those who sow the seed must reap the fruit.
Has the author given up? QAQ
Come on, the writing is great, don't stop updating it! (Very loud)
Click the claw! Will this book be updated? It's really hard to find a book that I want to read.
Looking at it, the text is gone
The author is really getting shorter and shorter
Chai Ping presses the claws. Madam, please take good care of yourself.
Come on, duck, get in good spirits soon~
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival~*
Wow! It's tied, come on, duck
Then keep your spirits up first! ! !