Everyday Life of a Reborn Nineties Kid

The wandering painter Li Baimo takes being reborn as a child very much in stride.

He's pretty indifferent to his parents' relationship and figures they can just get divorced already. Instead, he accidentally kicks off a romantic showdown between them. He stares in confusion at his now lovey-dovey parents.

He plans to casually draw comics and do his part for his country's comic industry, but accidentally becomes an artist renowned across the nation.

Then one day, a child he's never seen before comes to live with his family. The kid cries, laughs, and clings to people.

In Li Baimo's imagination,

this pretty, clingy little crybaby who's appeared out of nowhere would make the perfect comic tester!

Then, watching the kid cry uncontrollably over his comics, Li Baimo wears a pervertedly satisfied smile (not really).

But in reality,

Li Baimo: "Xia Xia, what are you doing here to pick me up?"

Zhong Xia smiles sweetly. "I wanted to see you sooner!"

Li Baimo is struck right in the heart. He leans over and kisses Zhong Xia on the cheek.

A kid this cute and thoughtful has to be my little moth!

You want to be my big brother? No, I want to be your dad!

Then one day in the future, Li Baimo looks at Zhong Xia, lying in his bed to warm it for him, and smiles. Well, I get it now! Why be a son? Be my wife instead.

As children: cute, round-faced genius boy top x pretty, clingy crybaby bottom

As adults: flirtatious, rugged, handsome, mischievous top x adorable, delicate, soft-bodied bottom who's cold to everyone else

Content warnings: top's POV, lots of plot, slow burn, healing each other.

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Please add to your reading list: My Taoist Husband Is from the Northeast

Fu Mengsheng is a Taoist master who knows yin-yang, the Eight Trigrams, science, logic, and psychology.

For money, he even learned Western tarot and astrology.

He used to be a handsome, tall heartthrob, aloof and sharp-tongued, with a lethal one-liner for everyone. No one within ten miles could survive his tongue.

Then he left the north, and his persona fell apart.

What do you mean, "tsundere and funny"? You people must have misunderstood something.

With no other choice, he lets himself go.

From then on, he's an unrestrained charlatan who bullies people and ghosts, breaks up couples, and tears ancient spirits apart with his bare hands.

A horde of ghosts and gods: Please, just hit us and stop talking! Shut up already!

But that mouth of his, which enrages gods and men alike, goes quiet around Yao Yu.

Fu Mengsheng: "Yao Yu! I'm insulting you! Can you respect me and stop laughing?"

Even so, he can only put up with it. After all, when he first arrived at the school, he mistook Yao Yu for his boss.

Actually, Yao Yu is his boss's fiance.

Yao Yu came to the university his fiance had applied to in order to pursue him.

He thought he liked Zhou Junqian, until he met his roommate, Fu Mengsheng.

A northeastern Taoist master with a somewhat feminine-sounding name.

He's clearly an aloof, cold heartthrob, so why does everything he says make Yao Yu want to laugh?

Fu Mengsheng is petty.

Yao Yu only caused him a little trouble, but Fu Mengsheng put him through countless agonizing attempts to win over his beloved Zhou Junqian.

It wasn't until Fu Mengsheng suddenly grew distant that Yao Yu finally realized: Damn it, am I about to go through the agony of chasing Fu Mengsheng now?

Arrogant Taoist master top x passionate, free-spirited bottom who can't live without alcohol

Top's POV, both sexually inexperienced

Please add to your reading list, number two: [Book Transmigration] I'll Set the Protagonist Straight

Xu Wenshu faces the biggest crisis of his life because of a book.

Apparently, the cannon-fodder side character who shares his name has damaged his reputation, which has in turn affected his company's stock price.

While researching the matter, he gets sent into the book by a bullet.

He assumes the original character, who is cursed by the entire nation, must be a bad person.

But from another perspective, everyone except the original character is completely unhinged!

His ex-boyfriend is a yandere.

His friend is a yandere.

His ex-boyfriend's current boyfriend is a yandere.

Xu Wenshu decides he can't indulge their problems. If they're sick, they need treatment!

And so, he instinctively learns all kinds of ways to handle yanderes.

His summary for dealing with yanderes: Keep your acting skills on point at all times, fight poison with poison, protect yourself completely, and use their own tactics to leave them with nowhere to turn.

It's all a conspiracy.

Xu Wenshu peels back layer upon layer of fog and fights his way through a crowd of yanderes, all to find a way out.

Once the danger is finally gone, Xu Wenshu opens a psychiatric hospital...

If you're sick, you need treatment.

Wait, this little yandere who's lived with him for years doesn't need to be admitted.

Xu Wenshu looks at the little brat he's raised so well and sighs.

Does that count as one successful treatment?

High-IQ top with a bag of dirty tricks x little tagalong bottom who's been raised right

Theme: May everyone who has suffered harm from their families of origin find healing.