A Catalog of Sickly Men

Please click to follow my upcoming story: I'm Playing an RPG in Teyvat. The blurb is below~

"He wants the gods to fall from their lofty branches and land in his hands."

Yu Wuzhi is a plague god among the eight million deities.

He was once nicknamed the walking virus factory by the calamity gods.

The illnesses he creates are usually subtle and hard to describe.

"Irregular heartbeat, jealousy, suspicion, obsession, and an almost insane possessiveness are all symptoms of an illness."

The strongest jujutsu sorcerer, with white hair and blue eyes, slowly bends down. His pale fingers, almost sickly white, hook under his blindfold. His usual lazy smile lingers as his voice draws out, hinting at an unknown danger. The corners of his eyes and lips curve up:

"Why don't you examine me and see what's wrong?"

The King of Curses, a thousand years old, sits high atop a mound of bones, resting his chin in his hand as he looks down. Extreme malice shows faintly on his face, marked with black cursed patterns. He bares his sharp fangs and lets out a hoarse, low laugh:

"Even a god makes that face, huh?"

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Everyone has a one-sided crush on the heroine. She's adored by all.

New upcoming story:

Due to some scheduling issues, I've switched to a new upcoming story: I'm Playing an RPG in Teyvat.

Hoshino Momo wakes up inside an adventure RPG.

Not only does she find a little companion named Paimon, but there's also a bright quest floating above her head:

[Good Hunter's Sara: Deliver three Sweet Madame.]

Since this is such an important healing item, Hoshino Momo, a compulsive hoarder, hunts pigeons all over the mountain all night and makes 99 Sweet Madame to put in her inventory before she finally feels at ease.

The next day, she goes to the Adventurers' Guild to collect her daily commissions, and a new one appears.

[Pigeon lover Timmie: Find the person who killed the pigeons.]

Hoshino Momo's hand trembles.

Paimon puts her hands on her hips: I told you! Go turn yourself in! I'll collect the reward for you!

Hoshino Momo: ???

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After diligently completing commissions, Hoshino Momo finally saves up 1,600 Primogems. Just as she decides to pull for a character, no, invite a powerful new teammate to join her party...

[The other person has declined your invitation. Current affection: 0]

Helpful guide Paimon: They won't accept your invitation if your affection isn't high enough.

Hoshino Momo: ...

You could've told me that earlier!!!

Wasn't this supposed to be an adventure RPG!?

Why did it turn into a dating game!?

* You can enjoy this even if you haven't played Genshin Impact!

* Lots of original settings and OOC. The heroine isn't Lumine, so feel free to imagine yourself in her place!

* Some game settings are inspired by Genshin Impact, but don't assume everything works exactly like the original game!

* Everyone has a one-sided crush on the heroine! She's adored by all!

* Paimon is the snarky commentator√

Upcoming story: The Dating Game Heroine Strikes Back

Mizuno Nana was once a hugely popular heroine in a dating sim.

But recently, Mizuno Nana used a bug exploit to run away from home with the System, landing in Yokohama.

She thought she'd escaped the predictable romance plot, only for suitors labeled Player One, Player Two, and Player Three to appear one after another.

They even use pickup tactics from The Ultimate Dating Game Guide, posted on a forum two years ago. It's like they crammed for the role just to complete their objectives.

Forced back into her role, Mizuno Nana falls silent, then explodes.

Faced with these clumsy suitors whose thoughts contradict themselves, Mizuno Nana snaps the stem of the rose in her hand and puts on her signature sweet smile.

"Romance ends in mutual torment."

"If I don't fall in love, you'll be the ones who suffer."

Known players:

Player One, distinguishing feature: hat.

Player Two, distinguishing feature: bandages.

Player Three, distinguishing feature: sunglasses.

Player Four, distinguishing feature: bangs.

More players will keep joining...

Reader's guide:

The heroine is sometimes normal and sometimes lets loose. She adjusts her behavior to whoever she's dealing with.

1. Mostly lighthearted everyday life, sweet, indulgent, and full of doting affection.

2. Everyone has a one-sided crush on the heroine. Don't read if you dislike that.

3. Lots of original settings and OOC. The heroine has a built-in game System, and the original plot isn't involved.

Upcoming story: [Crossover] Chiyo of the Jujutsu High Cafeteria

The story of how I became a cafeteria lady at a young age.

The stubborn old man who used to cook at the Jujutsu High cafeteria suddenly falls ill and retires, so they urgently summon Miss Chiyo back from her studies in Yokohama to take over the family business.

Miss Chiyo, who once interned in Yokohama's Chinatown, is deeply fascinated by Chinese cuisine. She decides to try all kinds of new recipes at the Jujutsu High cafeteria, which nobody ever visits, only to attract countless sneaky food-stealing cats.

"Huh? No rice balls today?"

"But would you like to try some freshly made xiaolongbao?"

"You really... love sweets?"

"Then would you like to try this lotus root stuffed with glutinous rice and osmanthus?"

"Something that can take away the bitter taste in your mouth...? Did you eat something spoiled?"

"Dad just sent me a tin of tea. Would you like to try Longjing shrimp, fragrant with tea?"

The increasingly popular Jujutsu High cafeteria even draws countless visitors from other schools. The leader of a major Yokohama organization is so enthusiastic that he invites her, "Please do come work in our cafeteria instead. The salary and benefits will be ten times better than what you get here."

He kneels on one knee, earnest and courteous.

By the next day, rumors are flying all over Jujutsu High: "Miss Chiyo from the cafeteria got proposed to!!!"

Everyone immediately goes on cat-alert.jpg

Reader's guide:

1. Mostly food and everyday life, sweet, indulgent, and full of doting affection.

2. Couple not decided, but everyone is already booked for a one-sided crush!

3. Jujutsu Kaisen follows an alternate school timeline with two teachers.

4. Miss Chiyo's ability is Absolute Focus, the key to making food taste better! Focusing on your ideal career is how you get delicious results!

Completed story: I Became the Only Alpha in All of Yokohama

By chance, Reio Nana comes across a book and, almost as if possessed, writes down her wish.

The book grants her wish and changes the world's setting, turning all the powerful figures into Omegas and making her the only Alpha in all of Yokohama. She's truly one in a million.

Reio Nana chokes up: "..."

She really wants to tell the book that when she said "one," she meant the plain, ordinary, common kind of one, not this kind of one :)

Faced with a group of extremely violent Omegas with off-the-charts combat abilities, Reio Nana keeps being forced to mark them. How she's going to survive the bosses' heat cycles is an urgent problem.

An unconventional ABO setting! Female Alpha, male Omega! The heroine isn't dominant! Even readers unfamiliar with ABO stories can enjoy this!

The blurb says everyone, but it doesn't literally mean everyone is an Omega = =. The heroine really is the only Alpha...

The heroine isn't stronger than the men, and she's not dominant!! Even as Omegas, the powerful characters are still powerful.

However, their physical condition and special cycles sometimes affect them√

Over-the-top indulgence, and a whole Omega harem√ The book has a System that acts as the snarky commentator.

The Alpha princess is adored by everyone√

Lighthearted everyday life, focused on sweet romance.

Lots of original settings, OOC, and I love you all, mwah.

#Reading Guide#

1. Couple undecided. Everyone currently has a one-sided crush.

2. The heroine's ability, "Hypersensitive Constitution," strengthens her body when she's in danger, but also heightens her sensitivity in every way√

3. At first, the heroine is delicate, soft, and teary-eyed, with a personality made to be loved. In a word, indulgent.

4. The first three chapters are terribly written. The harder I try to write well, the worse it gets. That's probably just me [crying.jpg]

Theme: Those who conceal their illness cannot find a good doctor. - Dong Zhongshu