I Have Special Tricks for Raising Kids

Yifufu followed the System's instructions, dutifully raising children in different worlds, and was a model stepmother.

As for why her missions failed...

Because every child she raised with such devotion ended up turning evil.

After being killed in a row three times, the System set new requirements: all five of the target's attributes, moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor, had to be maxed out to pass.

Yifufu looked at the child whose morality had dropped below zero and fell silent.

So how are you supposed to raise a child who's bound to turn evil sooner or later?

Yifufu: “For a child's well-rounded development in all five attributes, a complete family must be important, right?”

Hat Rack: So you want that dead mackerel or the old man with a kid to be my stepdad?

Pineapple Head: So you want that little sparrow or little bunny to be my stepdad?

Spider Boss: I don't need one, thanks.

[[Entering VIP on September 10! A 10,000-word update and red envelopes will be dropping then! Thank you so much for your support =v= I'll keep updating daily without a break! I've already drafted the grown-up arc, hehe w]]

P.S. The children's romance plots are completely legal: no blood relation, and they are adopted! You can read the Bungo Stray Dogs arc directly from chapter 26 =v=

1. Lighthearted daily life, dark transformations, and sweetness. The female lead is still an overpowered Mary Sue adored by everyone! Lots of one-sided crushes!

2. The early story tackles each world one at a time; it's a crossover storyline. Later, the dimensional barrier breaks and a romantic rivalry begins.

3. The System exists to serve the plot and has no backstory. It may not be explained.

4. There are tons of original settings. The focus is on romance and affection, so it's best read without overthinking.

==Coming Soon== Coming Soon: [Crossover: Jujutsu Kaisen] Illustrated Guide to Sickly Men. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, plus Bungo Stray Dogs, Noragami, and Kamisama Kiss.

“He wants to make the gods fall from their branches and land in his hands.”

Yuwuzhi is a god of disease and misfortune among the eight million gods.

The gods of calamity once mocked him as a walking virus factory.

With his shrine in decline and no one left to worship or believe in him, Yuwuzhi has to go down to the human world and get a job to keep his divine position. He treats illness with magic and exorcises spirits by physical force.

The newly descended, innocent god is like fine snow falling from a branch.

A group of men who claim to be sick reach out and catch him, suddenly tightening their grip as they try to drag him down from his altar.

“So you're a god of illness and disaster.”

“No wonder I felt sick the moment I saw you.”

--“The name of the illness is you.”

A physically combat-oriented, top-tier healer x patients of all kinds of obsessive love. Everyone has a one-sided crush; he's adored by all. He's a good god, not an evil one!

Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs, with a little Noragami and Kamisama Kiss.

Beware: all characters are obsessive, with a few bizarre illnesses.

Patient list:

Unknown illness: Teacher 5t5

Multiple personality disorder: Itadori/Sukuna

Dwarfism: Nakahara Chuuya

Depression: Dazai Osamu

Treatment list:

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Updating daily: I Became the Only Alpha in the Entire Port Mafia. Click into the author's page to find it =v=

Blurb:

One day, Reiouna happened to get hold of a book and, almost without thinking, wrote down her wish.

The book granted her wish and changed the world's settings, turning all the big shots into Omegas, while she became the only Alpha in the entire Port Mafia, truly one in a million.

Reiouna choked up: “...”

She really wanted to tell the book that when she said “one,” she meant the simple, ordinary, common number one, not the kind of “one” it had in mind :)

Faced with a group of extremely powerful and vicious Omegas who kept forcing her to mark them, Reiouna has an urgent problem: how is she going to get through the bosses' heats?

An unconventional ABO setting! Female Alpha, male Omegas! Even readers unfamiliar with ABO stories can enjoy it!

The blurb's claim that everyone is an Omega isn't literally true = = but the female lead really is the only Alpha...

This isn't a strong-woman, weak-man story. Even as Omegas, the big shots are still big shots.

Though their bodies and heats will affect them occasionally √

Over-the-top wish fulfillment, with all the Omegas in a romantic rivalry √ A book-turned-System plays the snarky commentator.

An Alpha princess adored by everyone √

Lighthearted daily life, focused on romance and affection.

Lots of original settings, OOC, and I love you all, mwah.

#Reader's Guide#

1. The pairing isn't decided yet. For now, everyone has a one-sided crush.

2. The female lead's ability is “Hyper-Sensitive Physique.” When she's in danger, it strengthens her body, but also heightens all her physical sensitivities √

3. Early on, the female lead is delicate, soft, and teary. She's completely the beloved type. In one word: sweet.

4. The first three chapters are awful. The more I try to make them good, the worse they get. I guess that's just me [crying.jpg]

5. Coming Soon: [Crossover] The Dog Men Who Want to Win Me Over. A silly, satisfying crossover of Bungo Stray Dogs, Hunter x Hunter, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I'm planning to let loose with this one. The heroine can make tea, grow flowers, and raise fish.

Second coming-soon title: [Crossover] The Dog Men Who Want to Win Me Over. Click into the author's page to find it =v=

When big shots from different dimensions are forced to enter a Galgame, there's only one way to escape and win a reward: complete the mission of winning over the female lead and get back to spring tea as soon as possible.

The only female player, however, has a mission to get back to spring tea as soon as possible by absolutely refusing to be won over.

[The System says excitedly: Come on, bring out your vicious-woman attitude and reject them mercilessly! Toy with them!]

Zaori Chunchao: “...”

As a nationally certified tea artist, Zaori Chunchao says: There's actually something this good?

She thought it was a realistic Galgame. Zaori Chunchao let loose, completed her mission, and successfully returned to the real world, only to discover that the big shots were offering huge bounties all over the world to hunt her down and settle old scores.

Zaori Chunchao: Holy crap, how did my secret identity get exposed?!

The big shots include: Hat Rack, Bandage Freak, Pineapple Head, Little Cloud Sparrow, Bunny Tsuna, the spider with a cross on his forehead, and more to be added later depending on how things go...

Guess the pairing =v=

* Lots of original settings and OOC

* A story where I let loose. Don't take it too seriously

* The men who want to win over the heroine in the game all want to kill her once they get out.

Theme: Take your work seriously and be diligent.