[Please add my next book, Hello, May I Be Buried in Your Grave?, to your collection~]
[Blurb:]
Qing Bai, who prided himself on being carefree and living for today, spent four years at a prestigious university shut away from the world, waiting to die. After graduating, he became unemployed and lost his place to sleep. Once he'd finished the last steamed corn bun he'd swiped from the school cafeteria, he took a hard look at himself and decided to leave his comfort zone. He wanted a job where he could feel the breeze on his way to work, come and go freely, and make money fast. Most importantly, he wanted to deal with living people.
After a lengthy application and review process, he became a proud food delivery rider.
But he wanted a gentle breeze, not a chilling wind blowing through him!
And wasn't there something wrong with his customers?
Would a real "person" actually order incense, candles, and paper offerings through a food delivery app?
Was the order placed by a living person, or was this... a buffet?
Was he delivering food, or... preparing it?
Qing Bai looked up, still unable to make sense of all the questions in his head, and an even bigger one hit him like a brick. Why did the person picking up the delivery look so much like his ex-boyfriend, whose grave was already covered in three meters of grass?
...At last, after delivering his first order to a cemetery on time, Qing Bai's hands trembled as he pulled out his phone. Only then did he realize that the app he'd used to register as a rider seemed a little too strange...
Ding~ You have a new order from the underworld!
In short... Dead or Alive Delivery. Your mission, delivered: meals straight to your grave.
Probably... a fake-calm, just-get-by-and-wait-to-die receiver x a genuinely reclusive, naturally old-fashioned pursuer
(My personal worldbuilding is mountainous enough to trigger a landslide. This is not a drill, and I'm not joking.)
New book announcement: Hello, May I Be Buried in Your Grave?
In his previous life, Xie Chenyuan was a notorious disgrace who betrayed his master and sect and slaughtered his way through the world of metaphysics. At long last, he died, only to open his eyes reborn as a delinquent who was supposed to drown.
In this new life, the sect he'd once "betrayed," "destroyed," and brought to ruin hadn't fallen into decline at all. Instead, it had risen to become the foremost orthodox school of metaphysics, with a thriving following.
After dying and coming back to life, Xie Chenyuan inherited only the delinquent's illegally modified, unregistered motorcycle, a conman of a grandfather who could barely draw breath, and a bowl cut so green it made your heart sink.
The contrast was so brutal, it was as if fate itself had delivered retribution.
Retribution? Xie Chenyuan had been branded a traitor and pinned to a pillar of shame, where generations of metaphysics practitioners had spent hundreds of years cursing him three times a day. He refused to accept it. He was going to become retribution itself and make the long-quiet world of metaphysics feel the shock of a rebellious disciple once more. Seeing his former sect flourish was worse than dying!
But before he could put his plan for revenge into action, someone came looking for him. His visitor was as radiant as a jade tree, handsome as a bamboo stalk, a peerlessly pure beauty. He clearly wasn't the sort of person Xie Chenyuan would associate with. Sure enough, the first thing he said was, "Our grave collapsed."
That damned world of metaphysics had used Xie Chenyuan's corpse in a ghost marriage?!
The visitor wasn't making it up. The inscription on the tombstone proved it:
Four hundred years ago, a dragon ran rampant, and floodwaters swept across the land, leaving people on both banks displaced and destitute. A Taoist priest devised a plan to bring peace: he found a human bride for the dragon, so she could serve as its wife and raise its children, taming its violent nature and restraining its evil. Thus the floods ceased, and the region found peace.
Xie Chenyuan couldn't accept it. "I'm the human bride... husband?"
The visitor nodded. "I'm the evil dragon."
A disgrace paired with an evil dragon. What a cursed fate... It was heaven-sent!
Theme: Food is heaven's first necessity
If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that there is a pseudo-orthopedics department here. . . It's so awesome. I wrote down all my favorite foods. I love you so much. Smell it.
I like it so much, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, I love it so much
Pre-order for collection~
"I'm not a human anymore"
Once he died suddenly, Mu Juaner swore that he would rather be a livestock in the next life than a social beast struck by lightning. God granted him permission, and he really became a beast (not in a derogatory sense) when he opened his eyes again.
Rebirth of the Animal World Survival Guide - Find yourself a master (long-term) person (meal ticket).
Mujuan Er carefully scouted and boldly approached the porcelain, and successfully bound a high-quality human being - blind, big-hearted, and rich.
From now on, he could live a fairy life without worrying about food and clothing, but he didn't expect that he would not have to worry about food and clothing. However, he has a "curl" in his name and destiny and can't sleep at all. A pet cat can also become a gold medal guide cat, defeating 99% of guide dogs with its strength.
Forget it, a lifetime has passed quickly... No, why don't you be a human being? ?
Mujuan Er: So, who among us is having trouble with each other?
Long-term meal ticket: You are my eyes (affectionate)
Reborn Animal World Survival Guide Part 2 - A long-term, stable and reliable intimate relationship can effectively increase the survival rate.
The world is in tatters, and kittens are mending things.
Polar Love, Penguin Children's Song
Cat (eagle) and little (squirrel) mouse
Lion and Lion wishful thinking - for the alliance!
Little Sea Otter's Adventures (Hand-in-Hand Version)
Legend of the Wolf King, those years when I started White Claw in No Man's Land
The two bears were walking next to each other. An could tell whether I was a male or a female - they told me that I didn't cheat on my marriage. It was the bear that made the first move.
Rectify the old watchers in Mount Emei
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless food and shelter are provided
ps:
The above world arrangement is not the final version, the order of writing is uncertain, and new animals may be added midway.
1V1 slow-moving cookie, privately set up like a mountain.
The title of the novel is "I'm Not a Human", so the protagonist will not change into a human being, but only wears various animals from beginning to end.
Husband, I want to see Boss Hong and Zhou Zhou, and I also want to read it and see you write something (=^^=)
It's here now… Let me read chapter 120 quickly (chanting)
The new article "Hello, may I bury you in your grave" is available in advance. Interested friends can enter the column and click to add it to your collection.
Copywriting: In his previous life, Xie Chenyuan, a well-known scoundrel who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors, betrayed his master and killed his way through the world of metaphysics, finally died. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a will-o'-the-wisp boy who should have drowned.
In his new life, the sect that had been bullied, destroyed, and harmed by him was not only in decline, but also became the most prosperous and orthodox metaphysics in the world.
Xie Chenyuan, however, had a life-and-death experience, and only inherited the three-no motorcycle illegally modified by the Will-O-Wisp boy, the magic stick grandfather who had energy coming in and out, and a panic-stricken green mushroom head.
The contrast is so tragic, as if there is really retribution in the dark.
Retribution? Xie Chenyuan, who was nailed to the Pillar of Shame for deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors and scolded for hundreds of years by Xuanmen descendants for three days and nine times for hundreds of years, refused to accept it and prepared to incarnate as retribution to make Xuanmen, who had been calm for a long time, feel the shock of being a traitor again - seeing his former master's sect prospering was more uncomfortable than letting him die!
However, before the retribution plan could be implemented, Xie Chenyuan was approached first. The person who came was as bright as a jade tree and as handsome as a bamboo, a pure and pure beauty. At first glance, it was obvious that she was not the same as him. She really opened her mouth and said: Our tomb has collapsed.
Damn it, Xuanmen used his corpse as a match for a ghost marriage? !
The visitor is not just talking nonsense, there are inscriptions to prove it - four hundred years ago, a dragon raged and floods flowed across the river. The people on both sides of the strait were displaced and in great distress. At that time, there were Taoist priests who made plans to pacify the dragon by hiring women to be their husbands and raising their children, taming their ferocious nature and controlling the evil dragon. As a result, floods have ceased and the local area has become peaceful.
Xie Chenyuan couldn't accept it: I am a married woman... Husband?
The visitor nodded: I am a dragon.
What a bad fate it is for a scum to be paired with an evil dragon... God help him!
That's great. Evil comes with evil consequences.
Oh, it's so good. I want to see more extras T_T
Kiss you, it's so good! How good! Grandpa, too! Qing Bai is also good! Nine years is fine! So touching T_T
If I don't write a new article, I'll see you in four months. Wife, teacher, dad, wife, husband. I really grew up reading your articles. Alas, smell one or two. .
Hello, Can I Bury You in Your Grave?
I Raise Villains in the Apocalypse
I'm Not a Human [Quickly Wear It]
Written as the White Moonlight, Read as the Demon King
Surviving the Pairing Wars Is No Easy Feat
The Fragrant Candle Shop
The Patriarch's Blessing
Shipping Couples All the Way to the Center Stage
If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that there is a pseudo-orthopedics department here. . . It's so awesome. I wrote down all my favorite foods. I love you so much. Smell it.
I like it so much, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, I love it so much
Pre-order for collection~ "I'm not a human anymore" Once he died suddenly, Mu Juaner swore that he would rather be a livestock in the next life than a social beast struck by lightning. God granted him permission, and he really became a beast (not in a derogatory sense) when he opened his eyes again. Rebirth of the Animal World Survival Guide - Find yourself a master (long-term) person (meal ticket). Mujuan Er carefully scouted and boldly approached the porcelain, and successfully bound a high-quality human being - blind, big-hearted, and rich. From now on, he could live a fairy life without worrying about food and clothing, but he didn't expect that he would not have to worry about food and clothing. However, he has a "curl" in his name and destiny and can't sleep at all. A pet cat can also become a gold medal guide cat, defeating 99% of guide dogs with its strength. Forget it, a lifetime has passed quickly... No, why don't you be a human being? ? Mujuan Er: So, who among us is having trouble with each other? Long-term meal ticket: You are my eyes (affectionate) Reborn Animal World Survival Guide Part 2 - A long-term, stable and reliable intimate relationship can effectively increase the survival rate. The world is in tatters, and kittens are mending things. Polar Love, Penguin Children's Song Cat (eagle) and little (squirrel) mouse Lion and Lion wishful thinking - for the alliance! Little Sea Otter's Adventures (Hand-in-Hand Version) Legend of the Wolf King, those years when I started White Claw in No Man's Land The two bears were walking next to each other. An could tell whether I was a male or a female - they told me that I didn't cheat on my marriage. It was the bear that made the first move. Rectify the old watchers in Mount Emei There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless food and shelter are provided ps: The above world arrangement is not the final version, the order of writing is uncertain, and new animals may be added midway. 1V1 slow-moving cookie, privately set up like a mountain. The title of the novel is "I'm Not a Human", so the protagonist will not change into a human being, but only wears various animals from beginning to end.
Husband, I want to see Boss Hong and Zhou Zhou, and I also want to read it and see you write something (=^^=)
It's here now… Let me read chapter 120 quickly (chanting)
The new article "Hello, may I bury you in your grave" is available in advance. Interested friends can enter the column and click to add it to your collection. Copywriting: In his previous life, Xie Chenyuan, a well-known scoundrel who deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors, betrayed his master and killed his way through the world of metaphysics, finally died. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a will-o'-the-wisp boy who should have drowned. In his new life, the sect that had been bullied, destroyed, and harmed by him was not only in decline, but also became the most prosperous and orthodox metaphysics in the world. Xie Chenyuan, however, had a life-and-death experience, and only inherited the three-no motorcycle illegally modified by the Will-O-Wisp boy, the magic stick grandfather who had energy coming in and out, and a panic-stricken green mushroom head. The contrast is so tragic, as if there is really retribution in the dark. Retribution? Xie Chenyuan, who was nailed to the Pillar of Shame for deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors and scolded for hundreds of years by Xuanmen descendants for three days and nine times for hundreds of years, refused to accept it and prepared to incarnate as retribution to make Xuanmen, who had been calm for a long time, feel the shock of being a traitor again - seeing his former master's sect prospering was more uncomfortable than letting him die! However, before the retribution plan could be implemented, Xie Chenyuan was approached first. The person who came was as bright as a jade tree and as handsome as a bamboo, a pure and pure beauty. At first glance, it was obvious that she was not the same as him. She really opened her mouth and said: Our tomb has collapsed. Damn it, Xuanmen used his corpse as a match for a ghost marriage? ! The visitor is not just talking nonsense, there are inscriptions to prove it - four hundred years ago, a dragon raged and floods flowed across the river. The people on both sides of the strait were displaced and in great distress. At that time, there were Taoist priests who made plans to pacify the dragon by hiring women to be their husbands and raising their children, taming their ferocious nature and controlling the evil dragon. As a result, floods have ceased and the local area has become peaceful. Xie Chenyuan couldn't accept it: I am a married woman... Husband? The visitor nodded: I am a dragon. What a bad fate it is for a scum to be paired with an evil dragon... God help him!
That's great. Evil comes with evil consequences.
Oh, it's so good. I want to see more extras T_T
Kiss you, it's so good! How good! Grandpa, too! Qing Bai is also good! Nine years is fine! So touching T_T
If I don't write a new article, I'll see you in four months. Wife, teacher, dad, wife, husband. I really grew up reading your articles. Alas, smell one or two. .