The Patriarch's Blessing

[Coming Soon: Please Add "I'm Done Being Human" to Your Reading List. Feel free to visit the author's page and save it for a little joy!] [Synopsis] During graduation season, Zhou Yiran woke up one morning with a whole set of supernatural skills bestowed upon him in a dream. He had mastered them without a teacher, and the moment he stepped into this new world, all his career plans went out the window. Zhou Yiran: No need to look for a job anymore. I'm so happy. Learn skills through dreams. How much you remember is all up to fate. Heaven's chosen one, Zhou Yiran, is here to beat ghosts into submission. One day, after a combination of a brick and a rolling pin left a monster on the verge of death, Taoist Master A: Your Taoist arts are profound, Young Friend Zhou. Truly, heroes come from the young! Zhou Yiran: You flatter me, you flatter me. It's all thanks to my teacher's excellent instruction! Taoist Master B: May I ask where you studied, Young Friend Zhou? Zhou Yiran: ...The... the heavens? Everyone in the occult world: ??? It doesn't matter if his major isn't relevant. Zhou Yiran has an iron rice bowl bestowed by the founding master. Later, he discovers... the iron rice bowl is the one that comes with a buy-one-get-one-free deal. A certain golden rice bowl: Want to earn a living? Zhou Yiran: ...Sure! PS: A lighthearted, sweet paranormal story with no angst from beginning to end. Many liberties have been taken with the setting. A sweet 1v1 romance. A carefree, direct bottom × a flirtatious top who doesn't realize it. "I'm Done Being Human" After dying suddenly, Mu Juan'er swore that in his next life he'd rather be livestock than an overworked office drone who worked himself to death. Heaven granted his wish. When he opened his eyes again, he really had become an animal (not an insult). A guide to surviving in the animal kingdom after being reborn: find yourself a long-term owner (meal ticket). Mu Juan'er carefully scouted around and boldly latched on to a high-quality human: blind, open-minded, and rich. He thought he could finally spend his days living comfortably, with plenty to eat and wear, doing nothing but wait to die. His needs for food and clothing were taken care of, but with the word "juan" in both his name and his fate, he couldn't lie flat at all. Even a pet cat could become a top-tier guide cat and beat 99 percent of guide dogs through sheer ability. Fine, a lifetime passes in no time... Wait, how come you're done being human too!? Mu Juan'er: So which one of us was actually conning the other? Long-Term Meal Ticket: You are my eyes (tenderly). Guide to Surviving in the Animal Kingdom After Being Reborn, Part Two: A long-term, stable, and dependable intimate relationship can effectively increase your odds of survival. The world is falling apart, and the little cats are patching it up. Love in the Arctic, penguin nursery rhymes. The cat (owl) and the little (squirrel). Lions all around, good fortune at every turn: for the alliance! The Little Sea Otter's Drift (holding hands version). Legend of the Wolf King: My Years of Building a Life from Scratch with White Paws in the No-Man's-Land. Two bears walk side by side. How could anyone tell male from female? I told you I wasn't tricking anyone into marriage; it made the first move! Straightening out the old buddies of Mount Emei. Two tigers can't share one mountain, unless room and board are included. PS: The worlds listed above are not in their final order, and the writing order is undecided. New little animals may be added along the way. A slow-travel, sweet 1v1 romance with many liberties taken with the setting. As the title is "I'm Done Being Human," the protagonist will not turn into a human. From beginning to end, he will only transmigrate into various animals. Theme: Accept the gifts of fate as they come.