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Mu Qing had been a straight woman for twenty-seven years. After her best friend confessed to her, she couldn't accept it at first and ran out of the house, only to be hit by a car. She transmigrated, though that wasn't so bad: her body was waiting at the crematorium, and if she hadn't transmigrated, she'd be having tea with the King of Hell.
She thought she could return to reality after completing her mission. Who knew that after transmigrating, Mu Qing would decide she'd rather have tea with the King of Hell?
World One
123: Host, hurry up and get together with the female lead!
Mu Qing: Get lost! I'm a straight woman, dammit. Don't expect me to get together with the female lead.
She got herself so angry that she died young.
World Two
123: Host, hurry! Protect the female lead, help her become the leader of the martial arts world, and reach the pinnacle of life!
Mu Qing: Get lost! I'm a slacker, dammit. Don't expect me to work hard.
In the end, she became the darling of the martial arts world and the imperial court, and reached the pinnacle of life.
World Three
123: Host, hurry! You're a ginseng fruit that the whole world wants to eat. You have to protect yourself!
Mu Qing: Get lost! Don't give me such an overpowered setup. I'm going to cling to the female lead's coattails!
In the end, she somehow awakened the Five Elements and became Feng Aotian, along with strange memories of some sort.
World Four
123: Host, hurry! You're the villain. Hurry up and wreak havoc across the three realms and fulfill your duty as a villain!
Mu Qing: Get lost! I think the male lead is an idiot. No, I have to be a good person and help the female lead reach the pinnacle of life.
In the end, she lived happily ever after with the female lead after she turned evil (yeah, right).
World Five
123: Host, I give up. Do whatever you want. You don't have to worry about the female lead...
Mu Qing (righteous and resolute): Dear buddy, let's go date the female lead!
123: I want to swear.
In the end, thank you for never giving up.
Please note:
This is a lighthearted, cheerful story. Basically, it's absurd and silly.
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My ongoing novel: I Just Want to Be a Proper Villain
Qian Shi was a nobody in the Wicked Female Leads Department. She worked diligently as a little stone in the path of the male and female leads' romance. After eighteen years of being timid and keeping her head down, she finally made it to the big leagues.
So she resolutely transferred to the Wicked Villains Department. This time, she was going to be an eighteen-meter-thick wall in the path of the male and female leads' romance, making a grand entrance and mercilessly tormenting them to wash away the humiliation she'd suffered as a wicked female lead.
But...
Why did she always transmigrate at the moment she was being tormented?
In a xianxia world, her identity as a villain was exposed. Covered in wounds and tied to a cross, she watched helplessly as the female lead stood in front of her.
Righteous female lead: If you want to kill her, you'll have to go through me first!
Qian Shi: ?
In a modern city, she was being brutally abused by her stepmother in a basement, and watched helplessly as the female lead stood in front of her again.
Delicate, innocent female lead: I won't let you hurt her!
Qian Shi: ?
In ancient times, she had no choice but to go to war after being conscripted. She watched helplessly as the female lead stepped in front of her again, changed into men's clothes, and enlisted in her place.
Delicate farming-story female lead: Don't be afraid. I won't let you get hurt.
Qian Shi: ?
In the apocalypse, she was unarmed and had already admitted she was a total weakling. She watched helplessly as the female lead stepped in front of her yet again, fending off both the zombie horde and ill-intentioned ability users.
Leader of the human race female lead: No one lays a finger on my woman!
Qian Shi: ?
Why is every female lead in every world constantly going out of character?
As if going out of character wasn't enough, why do you keep stealing my missions?
Can't you let me protect you just once?
Pre-publication novel: Everyone Thinks I Got the Male Lead's Script
The Wicked Female Leads Department at the quick transmigration agency recently received its most serious mission ever.
The director sighed gravely. "Lately, you know how the Female Leads Department has been acting strangely? The female leads who were supposed to win over the male leads have all gone after the female leads instead. Our department's numbers have plummeted."
Haven't they ever?
Wicked female leads usually got written out early, while a female lead could finish one world in the time it took a wicked female lead to get through five. Now, after winning over the female lead, the two of them settle down together. How are they supposed to find time to keep doing missions?
"Our department is full of wicked female leads, so," the director said, slapping the table to get everyone's attention, "we have to strike back."
"How do we strike back?" Everyone rubbed their hands together eagerly.
"Our female leads may get tormented in the plot, but when it comes to who's the gong and who's the shou, we absolutely can't lose to the female leads. So we have to win them over first!"
"Great!" Everyone cheered.
But the only thing the wicked female leads had learned was how to break up the male and female leads by any means necessary. How were they supposed to win someone over?
The director thought for a long time, then pointed at the frail-looking girl silently gnawing on a duck leg in the corner. "You're the one, Gu Yijiu!"
Gu Yijiu, completely out of it: What?
"Go win over a female lead and livestream it for us as a reference!"
"What?" I just want to eat my duck leg in peace.
Gu Yijiu had no idea what was happening. The director tossed her into a small world, and her long mission to win someone over began.
Theme: Pursue the truth through adversity, and never give up
What a wonderful world to drive in... What a waste (heartache)
What was the author's state of mind when he wrote this book... He dug up his own mother, and his views were shattered accidentally.
I didn't expect that (thought)
God, let's have a fight on the bed, hahaha
Ah, didn't you say that you should treat Shen Zhou well? Why did you send him to someone else's bed in a blink of an eye just to achieve your own goals?
As we all know, the sword of a swordsman is his wife
Hahahahahahaha a fight on the bed
Hahaha Rockets slogan
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha pay attention to your health
That is to say, it's my favorite kind of sand sculpture. Hey, if the needle doesn't poke, the needle won't poke.