I Came Down to Earth to Scare You

[Full text is complete, feel free to dive in] [The next book will be "Pretend to be infatuated", the copy is below, please save it] Wen Yan secretly descended to the mortal world, and had to learn to behave and stand in the world. She found Lu Yanxing as her learning target. Lu Yanxingren is not only ascetic and sultry, but also has everything he needs to move the wind and rain. Most importantly, he has a two-meter-wide luxurious bed at home, which is comfortable and soft to sleep on. Wen Yan needs to stay in the human world for a full month before he can reveal his true form. At the banquet. Lu Yanxing was smoking on the rooftop. Amid the mist, he saw a beautiful little girl standing in the corner. The little girl had bright eyes and white teeth, and she smiled sweetly at him. She held the hem of her skirt and changed her clothes every time she turned around. Lu Yanxing rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe his eyes. Seeing him staring into the air, his friend waved his hand in front of his eyes: "What are you looking at?" Lu Yanxing pointed with his eyes in the direction where Wen Yan was standing: "Which famous lady is that from? I've never seen her before. She's quite beautiful." The friend looked at the mass of air in front of him:? ? ? It's time for you to see an eye doctor! When Lu Yanxing found out that he was the only one who could see Wen Yan, he pretended to be calm on the outside, but he was actually panicking inside. Finally, he plucked up the courage to communicate with Wen Yan: "Can you stop following me? I will chant sutras for you to be saved." Wen Yan didn't quite understand what he meant. She just felt that there was no better person to learn from than him, so she shook her head: "No." Lu Yanxing used many methods to ward off evil spirits and tried to drive away Wen Yan. Later. The mahogany sword he hung at the door of his bedroom was used by Wen Yan as a novelty and waved in front of him. Wen Yan straightened the upside-down broom and taught him with a stern face not to cause trouble to the servants. Wen Yan found the talisman he had received from the master crumpled into a ball and thrown into the trash can because he found it ugly. One day, Wen Yan angrily pulled off the charm stuck on her forehead for the nth time: "Why do you always put weird things on me to bully me!" Lu Yanxing completely collapsed emotionally, fled and hid back in the Lu family's old house. But why did the little girl follow him back to the old house and keep pushing into his arms when he went to bed at night? What was different from before was that this time, he could truly feel the warmth in his arms. The real fairy who uses magic to unconsciously create supernatural phenomena vs. The fake calm one who thinks she can see ghosts and panics inside Reading guide: *emotional flow *The setting is made by myself, don't take it too seriously, don't be too logical, just read it as a silly little sweet article~ *The heroine is really a fairy sister. She doesn't understand anything at first, but she will slowly learn the rules in the human world. *The heroine has a bit of a coquettish personality, loves to cry and make trouble, so if you don't like her, you can leave a cross mark. —————— "Pretend to be infatuated" copywriting [Sober in the world vs aloof] The family owed huge debts, and the stepfather ran away, leaving Xunsang to his creditors to pay off the debts. Unemployed, deceived by talent scouts, followed, harassed by knocks on the door in the middle of the night, and threatened, Xunsang shed all his tears and almost embarked on a road of no return. When he was desperate, Luo Yu appeared in front of Xun Sang as a noble prince who spent money like water. Xun Sang clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, it was just him! Xun Sang was so beautiful that she couldn't take her eyes away, so Luo Yu allowed her to go home with him. But he often ridiculed Xun Sang because he felt that Xun Sang was delivered to his door by himself and was cheap. In front of Xunsang, she was well-behaved and docile, but when she saw Luo Yu, her eyes were full of stars. Later, she secretly worked hard to become an invisible rich woman. Two years later, Luo Yu fell and planned to propose to Xun Sang. When I went home that night, I found that the building was empty, with only a note and a bank card left on the table. [The money is all here. The password is six 0s, including interest. I will give you an extra 300,000 yuan, 10,000 yuan a month, which counts as rent. I earned it with my own savings from stock trading. I didn't take any of the bags and jewelry you gave me. Your skills are good, and the service fee is just offset. Thank you, Mr. Luo, for taking me in for two years. I'm gone! Luo Yu broke the bank card, tore the note into pieces, and smashed everything in the house. It took a month to finally find traces of Xun Sang. At this time, Xun Sang had just finished watching an opera at the Vienna State Opera House when he was stopped by the gloomy-looking Luo Yu when he left the house. "Is Paris fun?" Xun Sang was panicking inside, but on the outside he was extremely calm and nodded: "It's fun." "Is Prague fun?" Xun Sang nodded again. "Am I having fun?" Xun Sang's mind went blank and he didn't react. When she was about to nod again, Luo Yu pinched her chin: "Try nodding your head again?" Later. Several news quietly circulated in the circle. 1. Luo Yu is married, and his wife is Xun Sang. 2. Xun Sang does not care about Luo Yu, because Luo Yu always mocked her before and told her not to have wishful thinking. 3. Luo Yu was forced to marry. He carried Xun Sang to the Civil Affairs Bureau and pressed the marriage registration form filled out by Xun Sang's hand. Reading guide: The male protagonist was not very good at being a bitch in the early stage. He really didn't like the female protagonist and only wanted to get rid of her kidneys. The female protagonist was a post-film actress and she faked smiles, made bells and sweet words to the male protagonist every day. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day.