My name is Minamoto Bonon. I was born into a declining family of jujutsu sorcerers.
As a child, I was blind and deaf, a filthy, pitiful little thing. I even got dumped by the young master of the Gojo family.
Then, at sixteen, I turned my life around. I surpassed the Gojo family's Six Eyes and became the strongest in the jujutsu world. After that, Gojo Satoru began pursuing me relentlessly.
In response, I used the cursed tool Prison Realm, made from the body of my ancestor, the eminent monk Minamoto no Shin, to trap him in a cat box.
"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one."
Everyone knows Gojo Satoru is the strongest. The age of Gojo Satoru has arrived!
But this Gojo Satoru has a childhood friend who is super, ridiculously weak.
His weak childhood friend is Minamoto Bonon, all scrawny and bony, and so sour she'd make your teeth ache if you bit her.
Just how weak is she?
The stronger Gojo Satoru is, the weaker she is.
To Gojo Satoru, she's an annoying crybaby. Though she inherited a cursed technique, she can't even see curses. On top of that, she's bad at school, bad at sports, trips while walking, and chokes when drinking water. She's a genuine good-for-nothing, a whiny little mess.
Later, she moved away, and Gojo Satoru finally had some peace and quiet.
But when he was sixteen, she came back.
And this time, before he became the strongest, Minamoto Bonon had already become the strongest.
So all he has to do is take the title of "strongest" from her.
[Reader's Guide]
1. Pairing: The heroine, the biggest villain in this story, Minamoto Bonon x the hero, the most inspirational man in this story, Gojo Satoru [not really]
2. I can't think of any landmines for now. Please don't argue or be a troll. If you don't like it, just quietly move on.
Blurb written on November 9, 2020
Here's another Gojo pairing story for the future: "Gojo-kun Is More Than Just Cute"
My name is Tsuji Kagi. Before I started at Jujutsu High, I was interviewed on the street for a TV segment. The reporter asked what kind of boy I liked.
I said I liked boys who were tall, funny and cute, quiet, cool and aloof, but also made me want to protect them.
On my first day at Jujutsu High, I met my ideal partner, Gojo Satoru.
He fit every one of my descriptions perfectly.
He doesn't talk much and always seems aloof, like he doesn't want anyone near him.
He's tall and well-built, but cockroaches scare him.
What's more, he sometimes acts cute and clingy, and even loves sweets.
I once overheard someone say that the young master of the Gojo family actually has a terrible temper and a wicked tongue.
But this guy in front of me blushes and gets flustered as soon as I come a little closer, and can barely get a word out...
Gojo-kun, you're just too cute.
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Also known as "Tsuji-kun Is More Than Just Pretty and Natural" and "Gojo-kun Wants to Be Cute Too"
A short, fluffy Gojo Satoru story. No logic, amateur writing, just sweetness and fluffy silliness [not really]
Blurb written on May 4, 2022
Theme: Even a slacker can turn things around and become... a cat's food
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From the moment I started reading, I vowed in my heart that I would become an empathetic reader. Because the author stopped updating, I suddenly realized Some authors you have to push them So the second time I follow up I know what I have to do But that damn author started to stop updating the article the day after it was published. It's not enough to stop updating for one day, and it won't be updated the next day. Those excuses she often uses for delaying work Should I believe it? Of course not! I told her that if she wanted me to stay, she had to update immediately So she updated it by 300 words "She stopped updating" "She procrastinates" "She came up with tons of lazy excuses!" She is hopelessly naive, so she must pay the price I secretly kidnapped her and let her live in that dark attic I could have given up the article, but I am too kind. "Little angel, you are so tolerant" I know what I have to do After all, the lazy author will do anything to delay So you lock them up Only they are allowed to code There is an author in every channel "Procrastination is a habit! "Lazy cancer! "You can also coax people! It was she who made you become like this! Cut off their internet and let them code! Now they will listen to you obediently Maybe you think this would be cruel, Some people would call this love Tough love! But Let me ask you, is it wrong to want to make authors better? Oh, no, they were cute when they first started writing, but after they learned to stop updating... It will ruin everything! I never wanted to follow the author I only pursue the beauty of the article Endless interruptions and procrastination are killing me But one day I met a lovely author She reminded me of my enthusiasm when I first started reading articles, so I secretly saved her columns. But someone taught her bad things and made her learn to cheat So I "borrowed" her, locked her up, and hid her in a tower! There is no way, oh! In order for her to become better, I sacrificed my time to supervise her I know authors nowadays are lazy But that's so disgusting It's easier and more fun to manipulate them A little collection, a little comment, and of course you have to subscribe to chapter v Remind them that without you, their writing would be ignored. They only have themselves to blame! You would do the same thing if you were cheated by the author I rule my bookshelf with the policy of commercial suppression, but I have a more grandiose plan in my mind But this author is blocking my way She's lazy and unbelievable and procrastinates beyond belief. She wants to schedule her own updates, she fantasizes all day long! I asked her to update 100,000 yuan a day and take away all her beloved fishing activities. But a break broke the peaceful life Stop updating? Can I just watch? Waiting for her to take away my updates? Absolutely impossible! She has decided her fate, she must be locked up in a small dark room! Do you know what she said about what she did? One hundred words a day, Kavin stays away from me Bewitched by their innocent smiles Let their dove dreams come to naught This is the love we talk about, the toughest love!
Why does the heroine always break down and scream, as if her mind is affected by something and can never think calmly. It was a bit messy for me to watch. There were too many emotional narrations that affected the viewing experience. And why did Tokyo need to be destroyed? In my mind, I substituted some gods who are dragged into the world to be buried with them because of love or betrayal in movies and TV dramas. Alas, I was a bit petty and limited to my own world. No matter what, just like Chun who hates the heroine, she only says sorry. She would only cry when she was powerless. Even if she had a good father who planned to become a god for her, instead of cherishing and embracing her new life, she ruined Tokyo and her father's plan in anger and was killed. After reading it, I just felt that she was indeed on her own path to self-destruction. She cannot be saved and does not deserve sympathy. "Adou cannot be helped." If we want to express sympathy, we should leave it to many other people who have been affected!
Because Yuanmei suddenly turned into an invisible god, she was unhappy, and Xiaowu, who happily teased girls, turned out to be a scumbag cat. Hey, when Yuanmei's vision recovers, her filters for Wutiao Maomao will definitely be shattered into powder, and then she will be able to forget about Crappie Cat.
Yuan Mei didn't get the identity of a god for no reason, but it was a deal made by her father in order for his daughter to get rid of her congenital defects, right? The spell that threatens everything is restrained and protected by an inviolable identity. Dad kills two birds with one stone, both protecting his daughter and curing her. Well done!
Xiaowu has been hit hard every day since he met Yuanmei. From being beaten to being bombarded with love words, this is your blessing, Gojo Satoru! The lonely Gojo child said she disliked the crybaby, but was she really not a friend?
Oh haha! Gojo realizes that beating is a natural thing! I decided to take this revenge on behalf of my sister! Hit you! (Angry. Jpg)
Yuanmei went back to the past! Was it her father's plan or the inevitable destiny that she gained the status of a god?
? Is this what sincerity is the best direct hit?! Sister, Gojo Satoru is a childish ghost now. Don't pay too much attention to him. Believe me!
The teacher's heroine seems to be born to talk about love, who can resist this?
DK enlightenment is about to come out during the youthful rebellious period, and I shed tears (I have been rebellious since then, or I have never been rebellious)