Please add my upcoming novels to your collection: The Absurd Game, The Misty Tower, and Judgment of Good and Evil.
Novel blurb:
Ruan Yao bound herself to a System called "Supporting Character's Comeback."
The System required her to replace the pitiful original host, turn her failed life around, and smash the heads of a bunch of scumbag men and vile women.
Scumbag No. 1: "Aren't we all family? What's wrong with giving me your dowry to buy my little brother a house?"
Ruan Yao: "Family? Well, I'm short a kidney. Could your little brother donate one for me?"
Scumbag No. 2: "Are you done making a scene? Even if I have a lover on the side, you're still my only wife."
Ruan Yao: "Divorce. Pay up."
Scumbag No. 3: "She's just like a sister to me. Don't get the wrong idea."
Ruan Yao: "I've already posted the photos online. But the commenters all say siblings don't sleep together."
Scumbag No. 4: "Who knows whose kid you're carrying? Don't expect me to take responsibility."
Ruan Yao: "Okay, that's all I needed to hear. I already got rid of it. Go explain it to your mother yourself."
Across different worlds, Ruan Yao slaps the two-faced women with her left hand and kicks the scumbag men with her right. She turns melodramatic, frustrating tragedy novels into satisfying stories about powerful heroines.
During her missions, Ruan Yao keeps running into a warmhearted supporting male character who barely seems to register. He's handsome, long-legged, and perfect in every way.
Until one day, he suddenly turns the tables and refuses to play along...
A scheming male lead who never holds back when there's trouble x a badass female lead who never wastes words when she can throw a punch
Reader's guide:
1. The characters' values don't represent the author's.
2. The male lead appears late.
3. A brainless wish-fulfillment story. Don't relate it to real life or expect logic.
The Absurd Game blurb, please add it to your collection~~
Lu Jinglan has always imagined that the world is one enormous game arena.
One day, he receives a mysterious invitation.
[Dear Mr. Lu, would you be willing to stake your life on taking part in an interesting game?]
In the arena, Lu Jinglan relies on his harmless, handsome face and shameless ways to climb from the bottom of the rankings into the top ten.
His haters are everywhere. They call him an attention-seeker who's good for nothing but his looks.
Lu Jinglan just smiles and politely replies, "Oh, you're too kind. I'm only moderately good-looking."
Rumor has it that Ling Shu, the top-ranked expert in the arena, can't stand Lu Jinglan's arrogant behavior and has vowed to teach him a lesson.
During a wilderness game, Lu Jinglan and Ling Shu appear together. Everyone waits to see how the great Ling will deal with the arrogant newcomer. Instead, they see Ling Shu crouching beside a tree, plucking the petals off a poor little pink flower.
"Jinglan's mad, Jinglan's not mad, Jinglan's mad..."
Everyone: "???" They seem to have discovered something they weren't supposed to.
The Misty Tower blurb, please add it to your collection~~
Legend says that if you use a mirror to reflect the sea at 4:44 a.m., you'll see a tower shrouded in mist.
Without exception, everyone who has entered the Misty Tower has had their wish come true.
Song Tingyu is a minor celebrity. After making a bet with his fans, he decides to investigate this absurd urban legend himself.
Who could have guessed that beyond the mist, instead of the paradise where everyone's dreams come true, there would be fear and screams?
A sudden idea strikes Song Tingyu: isn't this the perfect chance to become a sensation?
Bai Wen, a giant dragon who has been asleep in another realm for ages, has lately felt someone talking in his ear.
When he opens his eyes, he sees a frail human man holding up a black box and chattering away.
"Hey, everyone! Today, we're going to explore the little dragon's gender. Place your bets: male or female?"
Bai Wen: "..."
Later, Bai Wen awakens a certain animal instinct.
"Still want to explore the little dragon?"
Song Tingyu is on the verge of tears. Looking at the camera set up beside him, he says, "Big Brother Dragon, I was wrong."
Message: Don't let other people take control of your life
I thought it would be less than a year. But I saw that [those years] solved a lot of troubles for Ruan Ruan. How long has the heroine stayed in someone else's body? You and Zhong were very close before the change, so after the change, wouldn't it look like Zhong was with the other two girls with the same name in the eyes of others? Feeling weird
Thanks for the limited exemption~ It's a bland but happy fast-traveling story. There are no conspiracy theories and the system's presence is not high. It's very good! Like it!
Column advance collection, please add it to your collection ~ "Absurd Game"
Lu Jinglan always imagined that the world was a huge game field.
One day, he received a mysterious invitation.
[Dear Mr. Lu, are you willing to risk your life and participate in an interesting game? ]
In the arena, Lu Jinglan relied on a harmless pretty face and an extremely shameless behavior to squeeze from the bottom to the top ten in the rankings.
There are so many people who hate him, and scolding him will only make him grandstand and have nothing but his face.
Lu Jinglan smiled slightly and responded politely: "I'm so sorry, I'm only averagely good-looking."
There are rumors from the outside world that Ling Shu, the number one ranked player in the arena, threatened to take action because he couldn't stand Lu Jinglan's flamboyant style.
During a certain outdoor game, Lu Jinglan and Ling Shu both appeared. Everyone was waiting to see how Master Ling would deal with this arrogant newcomer, but they saw Ling Shu squatting next to a tree, holding on to a poor little pink flower.
"Jing Lan is angry, Jing Lan is not angry, Jing Lan is angry..."
Everyone: "???" They seem to have discovered something terrible.
Why does the expression turn into a question mark?
I'm sick. Please take a few days off.
Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming.
Ahhhhhhhh why does this happen?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
I thought it would be less than a year. But I saw that [those years] solved a lot of troubles for Ruan Ruan. How long has the heroine stayed in someone else's body? You and Zhong were very close before the change, so after the change, wouldn't it look like Zhong was with the other two girls with the same name in the eyes of others? Feeling weird
Thanks for the limited exemption~ It's a bland but happy fast-traveling story. There are no conspiracy theories and the system's presence is not high. It's very good! Like it!
Column advance collection, please add it to your collection ~ "Absurd Game" Lu Jinglan always imagined that the world was a huge game field. One day, he received a mysterious invitation. [Dear Mr. Lu, are you willing to risk your life and participate in an interesting game? ] In the arena, Lu Jinglan relied on a harmless pretty face and an extremely shameless behavior to squeeze from the bottom to the top ten in the rankings. There are so many people who hate him, and scolding him will only make him grandstand and have nothing but his face. Lu Jinglan smiled slightly and responded politely: "I'm so sorry, I'm only averagely good-looking." There are rumors from the outside world that Ling Shu, the number one ranked player in the arena, threatened to take action because he couldn't stand Lu Jinglan's flamboyant style. During a certain outdoor game, Lu Jinglan and Ling Shu both appeared. Everyone was waiting to see how Master Ling would deal with this arrogant newcomer, but they saw Ling Shu squatting next to a tree, holding on to a poor little pink flower. "Jing Lan is angry, Jing Lan is not angry, Jing Lan is angry..." Everyone: "???" They seem to have discovered something terrible.
Why does the expression turn into a question mark?
I'm sick. Please take a few days off.
Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming. Flowers are coming.
Ahhhhhhhh why does this happen?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.