That Damn Boss Keeps Failing

Wuji, the progenitor of demons, is the scum of humanity and the source of countless tragedies. A-Xie, whose abilities are practically bugged, has no interest in grand feats like conquering the world. He has only one simple, ordinary goal: to live happily! Unfortunately, what seems like a simple goal is actually incredibly difficult! The Blue Spider Lily, said to be the answer to his weakness, has eluded him for hundreds of years. With Plan One in ruins, it's time to launch Plan Two. Clever A-Xie immediately starts making high-quality human tools! Good tools need good raw materials, and the former King of Curses, a mad-science doctor, a Moon Breathing lemon, and a precocious cursed womb all seem like good choices. As for whether these tools need to be paid... Huh?! Have you ever seen anyone pay their tools? Aren't tools something you can replace whenever you want? Yoriichi: I don't care about getting paid. As long as I can be with my brother and his family... Muzan: Since you won't die from overwork, all my subordinates are working 24/7! Muzan: I don't want to deal with all that. Sure, I won't die, but I can still get tired! Muzan: You damn wage thieves! I may not pay you, but I gave you my precious demon blood! Tamayo, Nakime: Can you please act like a person for once?! Muzan: I stopped being human ages ago! Bosses aren't people! The protagonist's personality is very close to the original scumbag boss. He isn't the usual A-Xie who's been scrubbed clean with a bottle of bleach, so please be prepared. His scummy words and deeds are off the charts. Don't imitate him. The protagonist will get into trouble because he's such a scumbag... -------20201214------- Coming soon 1: Gojo Iwakatsu Is Nauseous Again Today Iwakatsu thought that being reborn with his memories would let him escape his hopeless pursuit of the sun, but he found himself trapped in another strange cycle. His twin brother Satoru was recognized at birth as a once-in-a-thousand-years genius, while Gojo Iwakatsu, who was only a few minutes older, didn't even possess cursed energy. "Why am I once again the twin with no talent?" "When will this absurd cycle of gods and mortals finally end?!" Iwakatsu had already decided to accept his fate and live as an ordinary person, but one day, by chance, he discovered that Yoriichi, now a cursed spirit, had been following him all along. "Aaaaaah!!! That familiar, nauseating feeling!" "As expected of you, Yoriichi, child of the gods! Main fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen, with Bungo Stray Dogs and Demon Slayer (the Demon Slayer part should take place after reincarnation). The goal is for Ichi to truly redeem himself, rather than realizing hopelessly just before his death that the goal he pursued is already out of reach. Ichi has no romantic pairing. Everyone knows which pairing I'm interested in, so let's celebrate family love! I'll try to hold back on the angst, but I won't force a happy ending. Iwakatsu is far too twisted to change easily. Coming soon 2: Chuuya's Devoted Fan Keeps Breaking Up Soukoku Again A devoted Chuuya fan since the days of the Sheep, our frail, sickly, amnesiac girl can't stand a certain bandage-wearing maniac. What do you mean, "your little dog"?! Who does that bandage freak think he is? When it comes to being a mess, how could I possibly lose to you! Our double-standard girl worked hard to break up Soukoku during those years, then, after Dazai left the Port Mafia, put a huge bounty on a certain walking bandage-wasting machine... Content warning: The heroine is an extremely fervent Dazai hater, and there are scenes of deliberate humiliation (I'm actually a Dazai fan, but some scenes might upset other Dazai fans). The girl = female Muzan (not afraid of sunlight). Pairing with Chuuya. Their relationship leans more toward the heroine forcefully winning him over than mutual understanding and devotion. She's female Muzan because I want the Port Mafia to have a gorgeous female boss!!! Theme: Break free from your cocoon and chase hope