The Lazy One Doesn't Want to Inherit the Family Business [System]

Luo Hetu, unemployed and stuck at home, is forced to inherit a rural guesthouse on the verge of closing, along with a lousy System. [Host, please attract 100 new customers within five days. Success earns a cash reward of 10,000. Failure will result in the reward being deducted.] Luo Hetu, who had originally planned to refuse the bond: "I'm in!" But why are the ingredients provided by the System so strange? A chicken with four wings? A goat with only one eye? Are these things really not from some kind of experiment? Don't ask. Let's just say I regret it so much. I'm constantly worried some special department will come and slap a pair of silver bracelets on me. Luo Hetu never expected the guesthouse to grow more and more popular, attracting not just people, but... monsters. One monster who wished to remain unnamed: "Five stars! The owner's gorgeous, but his boyfriend is way too fierce. I never knew the meat of my own kind could taste so good. I wonder if I could ask the owner to cook some of the meat on my body?" Luo Hetu had no choice but to put up a notice: "No bringing ingredients from your own body into this establishment. Thank you!" Luo Hetu only wanted to be an emotionless money-making machine, but... Luo Hetu: "Sir, we do not accept payment in flesh!" A peerless great demon lounging on the bed narrowed his golden eyes. "I'm afraid that's not up to you." After encountering more and more strange creatures, Luo Hetu realized that he might not be a normal human being either... A gorgeous, lazy bottom who only wants to become a money-making machine, of some unknown species x A top with overwhelming demon power and an aura that's eight feet tall. Theme: Good food is not to be wasted