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Lin Chaoyu died, but was resurrected. He just changed his race and became a skeleton.
The little skeleton has no brain and has lost his memory. He is stupid and only remembers farming. He is really easy to deceive. ——Said from a system that also lost its memory.
So a skeleton and a disabled system embarked on the road of farming.
The cute little skeleton disguised as a human stopped the humans and asked, "Do you want to buy vegetables? They are just picked, very fresh, and you only need to pay a small price."
The little skeleton who got the reward happily carried the food to find the next victim.
"This mountain is contracted by me, so don't go up there to steal food, otherwise something terrible will happen, and Little Skeleton can't guarantee it."
In 2717, the Blue Star's spiritual energy revived, and countless creatures began a journey of rapid evolution. Plants also mutated and contained unknown toxins. Only some plants could be eaten by humans. They discovered a strange grocery store, and the prices were more expensive than the last.
Half a pound of bean sprouts costs 50 yuan
A pound of potatoes costs 200 yuan
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"Even if I jump from here, I won't buy a vegetable!"
"It smells so good!"
They discovered that the vegetables sold in this small shop could actually improve their abilities, so humans went crazy...
The life of the little skeleton is getting more and more prosperous, and it no longer has to worry about running out of land to grow, but a bad guy is eyeing his food.
The little skeleton holding the snow-white ribs tilted his head and looked at the bad guys in front of him: "Are you trying to steal the little skeleton's food?"
The bad guy who was beaten with a bruised nose and face said: "QUQ, we don't dare to do it anymore."
The little skeleton relied on his own strength, and when he encountered humans with ulterior motives, he pulled out his ribs and beat them one by one, but he happened to meet a handsome man: "QAQ, it hurts so much, the little skeleton can't beat them."
The man lowered his eyes and blew the little skull's hand with a distressed look on his face: "Hit me here, I will feel bad, don't hurt yourself."
The little skeleton obsessed with farming was attacked by the possessive boss of the alien bureau
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Xie Chen had a meandering appearance and was seriously ill. He died of illness at the age of only 20. Perhaps his fate was not meant to be cut off. He was kidnapped by the infinite system and became an NPC in the small world. As long as he gets enough acting value, he can return to the real world.
Xie Chen curled his lips and smiled, showing a casual look, which was somewhat interesting. Even if he is an NPC who doesn't have much of a role, he still has to be the protagonist.
In the paper man world, he is half human and half paper, a mysterious and tolerant NPC. He is also a character who shows kindness to players and is burdened with everything. Players watch him die over and over again, but are unable to do anything about it. The relieved smile before death is one of the biggest regrets of players.
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In a backward mountain villa where mysterious rituals are held, he is a god awakened from pollution, and what he pursues is eternal death. Every breath brought him severe pain, but he still had a gentle smile.
This is also the only way to clear this dungeon. The gods bring the fallen
Believers, disappear forever and ever.
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The NPC played by Xie Chen became popular among all the players. No matter what methods they tried, they could not stop the opponent's death. Again and again.
Xie Chen, who has earned a lot of role-playing points, pats his butt and prepares for the next dungeon. No one can stop him from dying (earning role-playing points)
But for some unknown reason, the players found that there was a strange player next to their Bai Yueguang NPC, who stuck to each other's side at all times. Even ambiguous.
Player: "!!!" I will never allow this marriage! Die!
Xie Chen: "."
The mysterious player who follows his wife closely: "."
Purpose: Farming is a memory engraved in our blood, and it is also for a better future.
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