Forced to Bear a Child After I Transmigrate into a Book (20K Words Saved Up)

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Blurb:

Jiang Xunyu is handsome, brilliant, noble, generous, so lovely you can't help but feel for him, and as beautiful as a piece of fine jade.

That is Jiang Xunyu's opinion of himself.

Jiang Xunyu is handsome on the outside but rotten within, sharp-tongued, vicious, petty, stingy, and a deceitful, sinister little man.

That is what his victims think of him.

Jiang Xunyu said understandingly, "I get it. Everyone who gets dumped wants their ex dead. I guess it's my fault for being so lovable."

His ex-boyfriends, all of whom he'd dumped: "You beast in human clothing! You little fiend! You shameless bastard! You're thirty percent human and seventy percent dog! You have no heart!"

Jiang Xunyu, as slippery as an eel: "What's the point of insulting me? Your words will just bounce right back!"

All his exes cursed him together: "We curse you to give birth to a man's child!"

As everyone knows, giving birth is a matter of life and death.

Jiang Xunyu said gravely, "Love turning to hate. How vicious, how terrifying."

Then he wiggled his hips cheerfully. "But I'm a boy~"

His ex-boyfriends: "..."

It turns out that you can be shameless, but you shouldn't get carried away.

Jiang Xunyu was walking down the street in high spirits when the ground vanished beneath his feet. Everything went black, and as he was dying, one thought flashed through his mind: So stepping on a manhole cover really does bring bad luck.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into a book.

Qi Yingzhen said gently, "I love you."

Jiang Xunyu: "Don't love me. It won't go anywhere unless you give me all your money."

Later, Jiang Xunyu's belly grew big, and the doctor smiled at Qi Yingzhen. "Congratulations, you're going to be a father."

Remembering his ex-boyfriends' curse, Jiang Xunyu made a cartoonishly horrified face and screamed.

This was actually a pregnancy novel!

He'd spent his whole life treading carefully, only to end up at the mercy of a bunch of exes who weren't even worth mentioning!

Qi Yingzhen said happily, "I love you."

Jiang Xunyu clasped his hands together. "Sorry, bro. Time to make a run for it!"

Qi Yingzhen had his men catch him. With a glum expression, he asked, "You've got my money and my baby in your belly. Where exactly do you think you're going?"

Trapped in a mansion covering more than a hundred mu, watched everywhere by a dozen bodyguards...

Jiang Xunyu shed a tear of gratitude. "I've done every evil deed under the sun and never met my match. You've kicked a real soft spot this time."

Blurb screenshot taken on July 31, 2024.

Theme: Face setbacks bravely and live life with optimism.