[Blurb]
Yan Xizhou, the leader of the Wuyi Sect, had been living a carefree, easygoing life. Then one day, the leader of the martial arts alliance led the righteous sects in a siege, driving him to the edge of a cliff. Before he could think of a way to escape, an earthquake sent him tumbling down the cliff and into a river, where he somehow ended up in the modern world.
In the modern world, Yan Xizhou had no money, no connections, no qualifications, and no background. When he tried to start a business, he ran into weapons regulations.
Yan Xizhou: Heaven means to destroy me.
To fill his stomach, Yan Xizhou angrily... hopped on a secondhand scooter, put on a pink uniform, and joined the ranks of food delivery riders.
But this delivery rider has a rather broad range of services. He punches thugs, kicks thieves, and occasionally helps the local police station boost its arrest numbers. Who knew that while doing this side job, he'd end up wiping out the mob and reforming petty criminals...
Beat cop (raising an eyebrow): How many did you catch today?
Yan Xizhou: Damn it, they said I was pretty and tried to hit on me!
The beat cop glanced at his handsome face, handcuffed the three people on the ground, and said perfunctorily, "You're not pretty. You're the most masculine man I've ever met. Even Zhong Kui can't match your presence."
One day.
Yan Xizhou was riding his battered scooter in his pink uniform past a construction site.
An elder of the Kongtong Sect, who was hauling bricks, dropped them, drew the soft sword from his waist, and chased after the scooter.
"Demon! Prepare to die!"
Everyone watched them chase each other across half the city before the beat cop hauled them both to the police station for a talking-to.
"Listen, what you're doing is endangering public safety!"
Kongtong elder (pointing at Yan Xizhou): "He's with the mob! Officer, arrest him!"
The beat cop shook his head. "No, he's an outstanding young man of S City."
A little scene:
One day, passing by a CBD tower, Yan Xizhou ran into an old acquaintance.
He kicked away his scooter and charged over.
"You old bastard! Give me my life back!"
The group CEO pinned beneath him: "I'll give it back, I'll give it all back."
"Tell me! Why did you inexplicably lead a siege against me?"
"Actually, I was going to propose to you that day... (blushing) I'm not that old, and I'm at the right age to get married."
The assembled executives stared in stunned silence.
A gorgeous, goofy demon cult leader bottom x a gentle, scheming martial arts alliance leader top
Everyone transmigrates
[New Novel Blurb]
After the Male Lead Goes Mad
A car accident unexpectedly bound Su Ye to a System.
The System was called the World-Collapse Rescue System.
System: "If you want to live again, you must complete the mission and bring the male lead back from the brink of madness."
And so he was thrown into a book.
The moment he entered the book, he witnessed a sight that would stay with him for the rest of his life. Ji Yuebai stood amid a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, covered in blood, smiling wickedly at him. Su Ye was so horrified he could barely breathe.
Su Ye: "This mission is too dangerous. He looks like he's killing people. Can we switch to another mission?"
System: Request denied. Host, keep trying.
Ji Yuebai's eyes flickered. He sized Su Ye up for three seconds, curled his lips into a smile, and reached out to him. "Come here. I won't kill you." Just like that, he pulled Su Ye into his arms from across the distance.
Su Ye shut his eyes in despair. Heaven means to destroy me!
·
When he woke, Ji Yuebai thought he'd gone mad. Everyone before him had changed, turned into strange, paper-thin figures. He poked one at random, and it got a hole in it, then drifted down as lightly as a scrap of paper.
They cried out in pain, cursed and swore, and even called him "a mad demon." As he watched a crowd of paper people shout insults at him, Ji Yuebai thought: I might as well kill them all.
He waved his hand. Paper figures fluttered to the ground, revealing Su Ye hidden among them. Su Ye, his face filled with fear, but with warm flesh and blood.
Ji Yuebai smiled faintly and carried him off home.
·
Ji Yuebai brought a young man back from the battlefield. The kid quickly became Ji Yuebai's favorite. In front of him, Ji Yuebai never went against a word he said. If Su Ye said east, he went east; if Su Ye said eat, he didn't ask for soup. He became famous for doing whatever Su Ye said. With Su Ye at his side, Ji Yuebai seemed to have curbed his madness. Everyone saw him as a selfless saint who saved the world.
Su Ye: People only see his glorious side. Who knows how much he suffers inside?
Ji Yuebai liked touching him whenever he had the chance. Holding his hand or patting his head was the least of it. At night, he even wanted to hold him while they slept!
His excuse: "To feel the warmth of a human being."
Su Ye: Yeah, right. He really thinks I don't know this demon lord just sees me as a toy.
Under the demon lord's shadow, Su Ye kept begging the System for help, but got little more than a few replies.
Until one day...
Ji Yuebai: "That thing in your head that keeps talking seems to have been quiet for a long time."
Su Ye shattered on the spot: So I've been running around naked this whole time?
System: Deceased. Burn paper offerings. Do not mourn.
An insane, devilishly handsome demon king top x a sunny, cheerful, optimistic bottom
A friend's novel recommendation:
Starting Today, I'll Be the Supreme God [Apocalypse] by Zhima Cangshu Qiu. Short blurb: A story about building a Supreme God.
Nice! In fact, there could be tens of thousands more words!
There are a little bit of extras, but they're good to watch (≧?≦)
Old man Mao, times have changed!
One good thing is that the villain will be dealt with by himself, and there is no need for the protagonist to get his hands dirty.
The chase is over, let's spread the flowers! I like it so much!
The story is finished. Except for the righteous ones who follow the trend without thinking and being a bit retarded, everything else is good. Check out the other books.
The noodle shop reminds me of Stephen Chow's movies, which is quite interesting. It's too outrageous to use one finger to deal with the opponent, hahahaha, it's not enough to see it end...
Nice! In fact, there could be tens of thousands more words!
There are a little bit of extras, but they're good to watch (≧?≦)
Old man Mao, times have changed!
One good thing is that the villain will be dealt with by himself, and there is no need for the protagonist to get his hands dirty.
The chase is over, let's spread the flowers! I like it so much!
The story is finished. Except for the righteous ones who follow the trend without thinking and being a bit retarded, everything else is good. Check out the other books.
The noodle shop reminds me of Stephen Chow's movies, which is quite interesting. It's too outrageous to use one finger to deal with the opponent, hahahaha, it's not enough to see it end...
So sweet! Sprinkle flowers~~
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