You Want His Body

A note so I don’t forget: the uke looks like a top-tier alpha, and both leads are straight. Writing a blurb is so hard, QAQ. A story about Lin, the village bachelor who’s getting on in years and still can’t find a wife. He goes out one day and comes back from the mountain with a tiny little snake, then turns the delicate, soft-bodied snake who can tie itself into knots into his wife. Theme: A snake’s cloaca is so sexy.