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A certain bluefin tuna died.
All three great joys of life, getting promoted, getting rich, and one's wife dying, had fallen to a certain handsome hat-wearing fellow at once.
The "Hat Guy" was so overjoyed that he wept. To celebrate, he opened a bottle of his favorite red wine and went dancing on the bluefin tuna's grave.
Who could have guessed that, just as he was about to happily fall asleep that night, a bone-chilling cold would creep from his back to the top of his head, and a sinister voice would sound beside him: "Chu-ya!"
A certain little bird: "…"
As a result, the next day, he was gloriously late to the Port Mafia boss succession ceremony, despite being the new boss himself.
And that wasn't all. In the days that followed, he learned what it meant to "not even be let off by a ghost."
That bastard Dazai took advantage of being a ghost, and the fact that only he could see him, to do whatever he wanted and "do whatever he wanted"...
Port Mafia Headline News:
# Why does the new boss keep blushing during meetings?
# Why is the boss suddenly shouting in the bathroom? #
# Why is the boss making inexplicable noises in an office all by himself? #
# Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? #
Content warnings:
1. In the alternate timeline, Boss Dazai (Tani-Dazai)
2. Secondary pairing: Gojo VS Yuji
3. Out-of-character portrayals!
----Upcoming Novel----
Becoming the Imperial Preceptor in a Strange Tales Fanfic
Nan Tao, a charlatan from the martial world, transmigrates into a Strange Tales fanfic one day.
In everyone else's Strange Tales, fox spirits say, "My benefactor, you saved my life. I will repay you by giving myself to you."
But the fox he meets opens its mouth and says, "The great Chu will rise! Chen Sheng is king!"
Other people's Strange Tales: ghosts and fox spirits repaying kindness, immortal turtles offering treasures, romances between humans and ghosts...
His Strange Tales: "A sorcerer? Can you make elixirs? The kind that are bad enough to ruin someone?"
Having arrived with nothing, Nan Tao decides to retrace the path to becoming a half-immortal and keep making a living through fraud and trickery.
"Sir, would you tell my fortune? Do you think I can become as famous as Brother Taibai by writing poetry?"
Nan Tao casually reads his fortune. "You can."
Unexpectedly, he was right!
Only later did he learn that the man was named Du Fu.
"A young girl is often heard weeping at night in the abandoned house on East Street. Sir, please perform an exorcism!"
Nan Tao went over and casually drew a talisman. To his surprise, it worked!
Only then did he realize the girl he had comforted with a spirit-summoning talisman was named Lin Daiyu.
Today, he helps Huo Qubing overcome a tribulation. Tomorrow, he exorcises evil for Wang Bo. The day after, he lifts a curse from Wu Dalang...
Before long, Nan Tao had somehow become a fairly well-known figure in the supernatural world.
One day, something haunted the residence of Eldest Young Master Fusu, and Nan Tao was summoned.
Nan Tao replied coolly, "I'm expensive."
The young master said, "I'll give myself to you."
Theme: Life is precious.
I'm really speechless =_=. Today includes this one, and two consecutive books will give you points. . . I sincerely recommend that authors with poor quality should not join V.
I was speechless. My wife told me that it was not a scam, so I hesitated before buying it.
If it weren't for the rebates, I would hardly remember this book.
After taking a look, there were five unlocked serials. I'm numb... I'm jumping into another hole again
Why did I meet the pigeon spirit again? I cried bitterly! !
... I... My bookshelf is only open to reading the ending... I... Finally climbed out of the book poverty... Author... Why do you want to get the plot stuck here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Run! Families, run!
If you want to put you in a dark room and you can only see me, update soon! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hahahahahaha, the Qingming Theater that I love to hear and see
I'm really speechless =_=. Today includes this one, and two consecutive books will give you points. . . I sincerely recommend that authors with poor quality should not join V.
I was speechless. My wife told me that it was not a scam, so I hesitated before buying it.
If it weren't for the rebates, I would hardly remember this book.
After taking a look, there were five unlocked serials. I'm numb... I'm jumping into another hole again
Why did I meet the pigeon spirit again? I cried bitterly! !
... I... My bookshelf is only open to reading the ending... I... Finally climbed out of the book poverty... Author... Why do you want to get the plot stuck here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Run! Families, run!
If you want to put you in a dark room and you can only see me, update soon! ! ! ! ! ! !
Hahahahahaha, the Qingming Theater that I love to hear and see
This Dazai is dead and can be cremated.