On the Self-Cultivation of a Green Tea

A note before you start: I was sick for a year while writing this book and couldn't seem to recover. In the end, to relieve the stress, I rushed through the outline and wrote the ending. The outline was pretty rough too, so proceed with caution, my dears. orz

Lin Yaoyao read a trashy novel about a scumbag man and a shameless woman. The man cheated because his mistresses looked like his white moonlight.

Then the female lead, the white moonlight who had supposedly died, made a forceful return. With her masterful tea tactics, she fought back against the women around the scumbag, and in the end, she and the man got back together.

After reading it, Lin Yaoyao could only exclaim, "Well, damn!" She stayed up all night writing three thousand characters to curse out the male and female leads. Then she transmigrated into the body of one of the women the male lead had cheated with.

Faced with the female lead's various green-tea antics, Lin Yaoyao put up with them again and again until she finally couldn't take it anymore. "Heh. Sorry, but I'm going all out now."

Her method: use green-tea tactics to beat the green tea.

At that moment, Lin Yaoyao watched the female lead loop her arm through the male lead's and say, "Big brother, look how hard Sister works. She's become a movie queen step by step through her own efforts. Unlike me, I do nothing and still have a net worth of hundreds of millions. You should choose the hardworking Sister."

Lin Yaoyao lured in the vain scumbag, then slapped and kicked him away. Turning to the green-tea sister, she put on a sweet voice and said, "Sister, I'm sorry. I kicked him to the curb, so you're not mad anymore, right?"

The female lead's expression only darkened further as she blocked the doorway. "I won't be mad if you kiss me."

How to get started:

I. The tea queens team up and beat the scumbag together. The characters' values don't represent the author's. Enjoy reading!

II. This isn't updated daily. I've been having a hard time writing this one lately, so updates will be slow. But I absolutely won't abandon it. I will finish it!

Coming soon: The Ugly Duckling. If you like it, my dears, please add it to your library first. _(:зゝ∠)_

Fairy-tale version:

Once there was a very fat and very ugly duckling. One day, a swan held out a slender, elegant hand to her.

She saw the person's smile and wanted to chase after her, but they drifted farther and farther apart.

But as the ugly duckling chased the beautiful swan, a ridiculously ugly little yellow duckling followed behind her.

The little yellow duckling believed that one day she would grow beautiful wings, and encouraged the ugly duckling not to give up.

Many years later, the swan met the ugly duckling and wanted to be friends. The ugly duckling turned down her invitation and flew away with the little yellow duckling who had grown up alongside her.

A more conventional version:

Sheng Wanxia was always the top student in her middle school class, the kind of kid people called "someone else's child." But apart from being good at school, she was useless at everything. Her face was covered in pimples, and she was short and overweight.

Everyone told her to care about her appearance. Only Lu Xiaoxing, her childhood friend, kept piling food into her bowl in the cafeteria, chattering that she'd gotten even thinner.

But Sheng Wanxia's eyes were always fixed on her beautiful, smart, cheerful senior, Li Bingyi, who seemed like someone everyone wanted to be friends with.

Sheng Wanxia chased after her beloved senior, running and running, only to get this in return: "Why don't you take a good look at yourself in the mirror?"

When she sobbed as if her whole world had ended, Lu Xiaoxing was the one who took out her fragrant handkerchief and wiped the snot from her face.

Years later, when Li Bingyi saw Sheng Wanxia, now an award-winning actress who had transformed completely, she went over to greet her warmly. But as she reached out, another woman onstage pulled Sheng Wanxia close and smiled. "Sorry, ma'am, my wife's working hours are over. If you want to shake her hand, come see her at tomorrow's fan meeting."

You ignored me today. Tomorrow, you'll be out of my league.

Here's a song called "Green Hat" for you. I'll put one right on your head, my dear swan.

A comeback story, focused on careers, childhood friends, and a love that began young.

Theme: We should learn to win people over with virtue in our dealings with others.