Dazai Wants to Dye This Green

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"The Reaper Says I Can't Clock Out Yet": CP Nanami. A sweet, yandere cursed spirit girl who's innocent on the outside but dark within X a mature, steady, exhausted working adult

"Jujutsu King From Zero": CP white-haired Cursed Speech user. A top-tier fighter, beautiful and tragic delinquent girl X a gentle, blank-faced rice-ball boy

Kiryu Sayo's life of toil as a low-ranking accountant for the Port Mafia began one night when she and a kind silver-haired swordsman who happened to be passing by stopped an attack on a doctor.

The black-haired doctor from the vandalized clinic immediately went "sob" and collapsed against her leg. "The attack left me homeless. I'm so helpless. Please help me."

Sayo: "Sir, young doctors really are my type, but could you please not be so brazen about mooching off me?"

At first, Sayo thought all she had to do was bandage the swordsman upstairs, who came home covered in wounds after his missions, deal with the unlicensed black doctor from downstairs who kept coming over to freeload on her meals, and make sure to wear a mask and keep her secret identity under wraps whenever she went out to fight for justice, so that the blindfolded sorcerer wouldn't figure out who she was.

Then the black doctor started bringing home two children. He also began coming to her door every day with his blonde daughter. "Sayo, my rice cooker broke again. Alice and I are coming over to your place for dinner!"

Sayo looked at the silver-haired swordsman who had already taken over her kitchen, and the white-haired sorcerer who claimed her house was cursed and needed exorcising. She fretted, "Can my salary alone feed this many people?"

The blindfolded sorcerer: "Don't worry, I have a teaching job. I can tutor the two kids after school, too, in studying and fighting."

The silver-haired swordsman: "Don't worry, I run a detective agency. I make enough to support you, too."

The black-haired doctor: "Don't worry, it's just a matter of salary. The head of the Port Mafia where you work will be replaced tomorrow."

"Yokohama: Home with Kids" begins filming at Kiryu Sayo's house today!

#Mori is the East Sea, Fukuzawa unifies the land, Kiryu is Mei, Dazai is Liu Xing, Alice is Xia Yu, and Nakahara is Xia Xue#

Nakahara Xia Xue: "Let me introduce my new partner, Wild Boy."

Dazai Liu Xing: "Dad, I want to dye these bandages green! And find a wild girlfriend to die with!"

Kiryu Mei: "If you dare find a girlfriend to die with, you'll soon discover you have a wild and savage mother!"

#The Yokohama Family Group Chat Is On the Verge of Disbanding Again Today#

After the Ability Wars, a hundred ghosts roam Yokohama.

There is a boy from the Black X Party running wild across the rooftops, a Clock Tower Lord destroying escaped familiars, and a blindfolded white-haired sorcerer suppressing curses.

They ignore rules and trample on common sense. The only one they dare not underestimate is the powerful and mysterious guardian, Yokohama Mask.

"I have no other objections to the Three-Part Construct. I just have a small question." The black-haired doctor smiled without a trace of warmth. "At night, Yokohama already has a masked hero who claims to stand for justice. Teacher, did you know this person is a stumbling block I have to remove on my path to becoming the boss?"

The calico cat raised a hind leg and licked its fur with an expressionless face. Yes, he knew.

He also knew that last night, Yokohama Mask made you an incredibly delicious roast meat rice bowl, and you were so touched that you took the opportunity to ask her out.

#About How My Imaginary Enemy, Whom I Want to Eliminate Every Day, Is Actually Raising Kids With Me# by Mori

#About How the Stingy Boss I Want to Beat to Death Every Day Is Actually Mooching Off Me Every Day# by Sayo

#About How the Girl I Like Is Being Pursued Relentlessly by the Black Doctor I Hate# by Fukuzawa

[Reading Notes]

1. The heroine is gorgeous, powerful, and a delight to read, with a secret identity battle royale.

2. Beastly Dazai, Fate/Stay Night, JoJo, and the Finger-Swallowing Battle

Next story: "You Can't Imagine How Much Fun It Is to Be a Rich Heiress"

My name is Hanayamain Chiharu. In my previous life, I was the daughter of a fallen noble family in the Heian era.

As a noble girl of the Heian era, I had no interest in getting involved in some romantic tale of love and longing. I had just one thing on my mind: making money!

But whatever I did, I seemed to lose money. The jade I collected was fake, the plot of land I bought was remote and had holdouts refusing to move, and the white Shiba Inu I kept as a guard dog suddenly turned into a handsome man and trashed my shop...

Even my wealthy fiance, whom I planned to fleece for a hefty dowry, suddenly vanished mysteriously. The onmyoji who came to my door said, "Sorry. By the time we arrived, all that was left of him was a finger."

In my previous life, I died poor!

This time, I accidentally became the richest person in the country.

My name is Hanayamain Chiharu, and in this life, I'm a girl blessed with incredible wealth and luck.

The jar of fake jade buried in my garden in my previous life turned out to be a genuine antique. I won the lottery jackpot worth hundreds of millions, and the company I invested in made a fortune after receiving the protection of a dog yokai...

The only shame is that a technical college now stands on the remote plot of land I bought in my previous life, and it still has no real development value.

As a famous rich woman on Japan's modern-day rich list, I have absolutely no interest in money. Go away, you wretched bills! I just want a sincere love!

But the men around me don't seem to have pure intentions.

White-haired technical college teacher: "Chiharu, I really like you for who you are, not the land your technical college owns!"

Hundred-year-old Shiba Inu great yokai: "I'm only repaying a debt of gratitude. I'm not after the Four Souls Jewel you have."

Resurrected four-armed fiance: "If you want to break off our engagement, give back the dowry I gave you back then."

Sorcerer-killer, Toji: "I'll be honest. I'm just after your money!"

Do you think being the richest person in the country is really that much fun?!

...You can't even imagine how much fun being the richest person is!

[Reading Notes]

1. A feel-good rich heiress story, chasing money and love at the same time

Theme: Family love is a warm salvation