I Became a Cat and Went Viral with Metaphysics

[Scroll down for my upcoming story. Thanks to my dear little brother for designing the cover!]

Chu Feinian slept for over a thousand years. When she woke up, she had become a cat.

A cat with a broken leg, no less, and skin and bones.

Chu Feinian was furious. She bared her teeth and bristled, only to be scooped up by a dog and carried back to its den the next moment.

Something was wrong in a room on one of the floors of Building 13. The disturbance kept the entire building's residents from sleeping peacefully, so the property management had no choice but to call in an expert.

But whatever was inside the room was too powerful. The expert was backed into a corner, sobbing, when a golden retriever ambled in through the doorway with a black cat on its back.

The black cat groomed her fur, then unsheathed her claws. She fixed a cold gaze on the creature making a show of its power in the room. "So you're the one bullying my dog?"

"Woof! That's the one!" the golden retriever, the one who'd been bullied, cried out.

That day, an expert who charged a six-figure appearance fee and a certain movie star who lived in the complex were lucky enough to witness the cat boss standing up for her dog underling.

// The black cat's heterochromia is my own addition, and is related to the female lead's identity.

Upcoming story: The Top-Tier Star's Assistant Is a Dragon

When Qu He first went to the Bureau of Demon Affairs to register, she filled in "snake" under species without a second thought.

"What kind of snake?" the clerk asked.

Qu He: "Just an ordinary little black snake."

After a long struggle to find a job, Qu He finally landed one as assistant to Xie Yu, one of the entertainment industry's most popular stars.

On her first day, Qu He spun around and kicked away an obsessive fan who had rushed at her boss with a knife, successfully stealing the bodyguard's job.

A fan at the scene filmed it and posted it online.

Bystander: "Those moves were so cool, I almost thought they were filming a movie."

"Is nobody going to mention how gorgeous she is? She's got the looks to be a star too! Please debut!"

Xie Yu's fans: "Waaah! @Qu Xiaohe, please take care of our Xie Xiaoshan!"

Later, a flood dragon wreaked havoc, bringing relentless rain. Xie Yu was stranded in the mountains while filming and accidentally fell into the water. Qu He plunged in after him, and a dragon's roar shot into the sky, startling the entire Bureau of Demon Affairs.

Xie Yu, whose fluffy ears had popped out from fright, clung to her horns. "I thought you were a snake?"

Theme: The world is bright, and everything is lovely.