Note: This is a draft of the blurb. The core idea will stay the same, but I'll polish it later.
The cover is a usable upcoming-novel cover by a certain big-name artist.
Ange finds a phone. In the spirit of returning lost property, she finds the "Father" entry in the contacts and calls it...
[Beep, Connected]
"Dear user, 'Has Dad Arrived?' has automatically accepted your request. Your order is being delivered. Please wait..."
Ange: !
There's no way I'm calling someone else Dad. Not in this life!
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Some lonely old elf in a dark forest: My rebellious child has broken my heart... Ange, do you like this bow? It's yours... What about Legolas? Oh, he doesn't get one.
Some elegant vampire: Can't sleep? Want to hear a lullaby? Your sister Mavis likes them too...
Some Addams parent: Sweetheart, the thing in your hand isn't very powerful. You'll be at a disadvantage in the game. Take this instead... Don't tell them I helped you cheat, www.
Some brooding black-clad bat: Dick, Jason, keep an eye on your little brother. Don't let him lead Ange astray.
Some wielder of a certain hammer: Ange, watch out! That snake might be Loki in disguise... Wait, it seems so docile. Let me pet it... Ow! Loki, you jerk!
Some Miss Ange, daughter of a certain big shot who wishes to remain anonymous: This is actually pretty great.
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Worlds included: Thranduil, the Elvenking
Hotel Transylvania's Dracula
The Addams Family
The Dark Knight's Batman
A princess from the Asgard family
... (To be continued)
P.S. (Romance or no CP, undecided.)
Theme: Truth, kindness, and beauty.
