I'm Exactly the Kind of Fox Spirit You Think I Am

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Shen Changqing, young master of the Shen family of the Mystic Sect, rescues Hu Meimei, a famous sexy actress, only to discover that she's actually a fox demon!

And not a particularly chaste one, either...

Sometimes she acts like this:

Hu Meimei: My savior~ I'll give myself to you~!

Shen Changqing: No, no, really, there's no need.

Other times, she acts like this:

Hu Meimei, slipping off her clothes: Daoist, look at me~!

Shen Changqing: Miss Hu, please behave yourself.

After the Mystic Sect saves Hu Meimei, she's ready to repay them with a complete package of hospitality, offering herself and clinging to a powerful patron. But Young Master Shen is virtuous and keeps himself chaste. He even puts her clothes back on her after she takes them off!

Shen Changqing is at his wits' end! Blushing, he teaches her how to be a good person, tries to guide the demon with the Dao, and opens his heart to her. Later...

Hu Meimei: Daoist! A bad demon bullied me! Boo-hoo-hoo!

Shen Changqing silently wipes down his magic weapon. "Where?!"

**

Her life was like duckweed, carried along by the current. To find wealth, she had to risk everything.

Only he said all living beings were equal, and treated her as a real "person."

**

Notes:

1. All the mystical stuff is made up by the author. Please believe in science!

2. This story has lots of supernatural elements. It could be called fantasy romance or fantasy, depending on your perspective, but it's definitely not horror. Decide for yourself!

Completed works in the author's collection:

"I'm Not the Kind of Fox Spirit You Think I Am": A beautiful but airheaded nine-tailed celestial fox VS the powerful and handsome Erlang Shen, Yang Jian.

"After Becoming a Famous Director's Illegitimate Daughter [Book Transmigration]": A clever, quirky, handsome and spirited kung fu girl VS a kind, gentle, extremely straightforward up-and-coming director.

"Has the God of Wealth Been Handing Out Money Today?": A kind-hearted heiress VS the goofy God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming.

"The Movie Emperor Got Pregnant After We Swapped Bodies": A greedy, adorable paparazzo VS a cold movie emperor.

"Those Days I Was the Top Student's Practice Problem [System]": An adorable top student VS an awkward underachiever.

"After Becoming a Substitute Bride and Cannon Fodder, I Became the Empress Dowager": A scheming prince VS a young empress dowager from a military family.

"The Entire World of Anime Wants to Win Me Over [Gintama Main Series]": Free anime fan fiction, where everyone has something wrong with them.

"Long Live the Princess": A princess who is gentle on the outside but strong inside, and her loyal prince consort.

Upcoming story: "You're Really Not a Dumb Sweetie?"

Yun Yuehua transmigrates into a cultivation novel and becomes the young sect master of Jianlan Sect. When she learns that the sect will eventually be destroyed by a great demon, she decides to take on lots of disciples, recruit the novel's male and female leads, and defend both her sect and the cultivation world.

During a trial, she spots a "gem" with her keen eye: a wealthy, generous, sweet but clueless second-generation rich kid. Yun Yuehua promptly takes him in as her personal disciple, hoping he'll generously sponsor the sect's construction projects (not really).

She asks to meet his parents at the immortal sect, hoping to secure a long-term partnership with her patron. But to her surprise, the person coming toward her is her own father!

Could this be her long-lost younger brother?! Yun Yuehua is suddenly overwhelmed with motherly affection (not really)!

*

Si Qing, the son of a wealthy merchant in the mortal world, has long dreamed of joining an immortal sect. At last, his chance arrives, and he's on the verge of becoming Fairy Yuehua's personal disciple when the young sect master suddenly insists on meeting his parents!

In a pinch, Si Qing hires a drunk uncle from a small town at the foot of the mountain to pose as his "parent." Little does he know that as soon as he enters the sect, the sect master takes him in as her personal disciple and spoils him rotten, showing him endless favoritism.

His master's gaze grows more and more affectionate. Si Qing's heart stirs, and one day he works up the courage to confess.

His master flusteredly waves her hands and says there's no way they can ever be together!

Si Qing: ???

*

Later, Si Qing learns that the uncle who played his father for three years was none other than the unreliable former sect master!

Thinking about how the old and young sect masters treated him like a gullible cash machine, taking both his money and his heart, all to revive this lousy sect, he is suddenly filled with resentment. He slices Jianlan Sect in two with a single sword, kidnaps his master, and sends all the disciples away.

Si Qing: The sect is gone, and the disciples are gone too. Now you can like me without a care in the world, right?

Yun Yuehua: ???

Upcoming story: "QAQ, I've Offended Every Immortal"

After his performance bonus is docked in full due to a lack of work, the Matchmaker finally snaps, throws down the Book of Marriage, and declares, "I'm done!"

The Jade Emperor says, "If you're done, then you can stop being an immortal, too."

The Matchmaker silently picks up the Book of Marriage. "I'll give it one more try."

He turns his attention to the immortals...

The immortals are startled!

The Third Holy Mother quickly brings her son Chenxiang back to Heaven and claims she's married.

The Seventh Fairy says she's lost all interest in love ever since her romance was broken up by force.

Weaver Girl says she and the Cowherd have lived apart for a thousand years, and she doesn't like living with her husband and children at all.

Only the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, Li Jing, pushes his young son Nezha forward with a cheerful smile and asks the Matchmaker to find him a match.

The Matchmaker is exhausted: We work together! Could you please stop making things difficult for me?

The Matchmaker's assistant comforts him: Boss, don't give up!

The Matchmaker, utterly resigned: Little Matchmaker, do you have someone?

Assistant: ?!!

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