[Bungo Stray Dogs] The House of Gold Is in the Book

After finding a little treasure that made him rich every day and dropped gold into his lap while he lounged around, Mori Ougai gradually adopted more children:

A boy with blue-green hair who played seesaw by manipulating gravity.

A boy in bandages with a talent for diving.

A boy whose choppy bangs looked as if they'd been trimmed by a hairstylist named Tony.

A pitiful brother and sister from the slums.

So much for the Three-Part Structure and the Port Mafia boss. Mori Ougai, hopelessly addicted to raising kids, waved them away. "Don't bother me. Are the kids at home not cute enough, or do I not have enough gold? Why would I go looking for trouble?"

Then everything changed overnight. The kids grew up and got too big for their boots. They took down the former Port Mafia boss and forced the position onto him.

Mori Ougai was furious. "This family is doomed! How did I raise a bunch of unfilial brats who only want to wring everything they can out of their old man?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "I've never seen anyone so shameless, getting what he wants and still complaining."

Also known as: #A Look at the Port Mafia Boss Who Won Without Lifting a Finger#

#I Rose to the Top Thanks to the Kids I Raised#

#Even President Fukuzawa Next Door Is Jealous Enough to Cry#

Key point: A goofy comedy. You can tell from the blurb that OOC characterization is inevitable. Of course, the OOC is mine, and the characters belong to everyone.

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