Whoa, That's Impressive!

Qi You met Chi Gui in his sophomore year of college. He was still young then, and whenever he had nothing to do, he loved scrolling through video apps. He'd picked up all sorts of random things and turned into a total nonconformist, artsy type. Chi Gui had just started her freshman year. The little girl stood in the military training ranks, head bowed, lips pressed together as she silently cried. The sight shattered Qi You's heart, and he stood there frozen for ages. When Qi You got back, he started drafting his "Plan to Woo My Junior." On the day he confessed, Qi You went with Plan B, copied from some video: "Pin her against the wall and kiss her." He specially changed into a suit, cornered Chi Gui with an air of overwhelming confidence, yanked his tie, and shoved her against the wall. She didn't budge. Chi Gui blinked at him. "...What are you doing?" Qi You froze, then instinctively pushed a little harder. Chi Gui didn't move an inch. Unconvinced, Qi You tried pushing her again. Chi Gui furrowed her delicate brows and, annoyed, poked him in the chest. "Hey! Qi You, stop pushing me all the time!" Qi You watched her slender, pale fingertip poke toward him. He didn't even think of dodging, and he was still smiling. But the next second, a tremendous force struck his chest. Completely helpless to resist, he fell straight to the ground. Lying on the chilly floor, Qi You was utterly bewildered. Just then, an older student passing by shook his head and exclaimed, "Good grief, that's impressive." "What a convincing act! Junior, if I had your shamelessness, I'm not bragging, but my department's campus belle and I would have kids running around by now." Qi You lay on the ground, his chest aching so badly he couldn't get up right away. "...Huh?" Theme: Sweet love is a beautiful thing